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Description (EDIT 8/26/2010: I removed the asterisk that said the pornographic movie was Y Tu Mama Tambien, it isn't a pornographic movie and looking around online at all the people who commented on reposts of this comic showed me that of all the weaknesses of the comic the use of that movie was the least funny, especially without explanation. Just the idea of Snape showing a porno is good enough, though I would prefer to fix the whole last panel if I had the original file. But whatever.)

Disabled comments because my inbox was getting flooded (and I'm tired of people who comment and decide to critique on stupid things that I don't care about and don't help me improve what I do. This was only a few people, but it was more than I desired to read. If you don't like this, don't comment, don't fav it, move on. I do it all the time, so it isn't that hard.)

Just for fun, it was something I thought about far too much when I was younger and thought would be fun to draw and share. I know electronics can't be used at Hogwarts, but for a moment pretend they can. This is more about the differences between the houses then anything else.

(8/26/2010 Here is the original explanation about the movie just so people know that if they see versions that still have the asterisk they can have my stupid explanation of why I chose that movie)
The "pornographic movie" that snape is showing is Y tu Mama Tambien. It is not really a porno, but saying ' pornographic video' flowed a lot smoother then 'Y tu Mama Tambien. Anyway, I saw the movie when I was an inocent 15 year old and it wasn't quite what I was expecting. The description said a heartwarming tale of two friends. For those of you have seen it you will know that there is nothing in it to warm your heart, especially since it has one of the saddest endings in history, and there is a lot of sex, not hardcore, but you see mostly everything. But the story reminded me of something Snape would relate to.

Harry Potter c. JK Rowling
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Comments: 258

Svenly In reply to ??? [2009-04-10 17:31:13 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you liked it!

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PsyduckRanger [2009-04-08 22:15:48 +0000 UTC]

They can't use electronics at Hogwarts; no video.

By the time people need to know where babies come from, they know. My sex education class just taught us the many ways of spreading STIs, and how to put a condom on a plastic penis. I'd known where babies come from for years because of that magical thing called the playground.

I'm not bashing the comic, and I think it's quite funny the different ways they're teaching it, but that's the way it is.

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Svenly In reply to PsyduckRanger [2009-04-10 17:39:31 +0000 UTC]

I get what your saying about sexual education. I also know very well that videos can't be used at Hogwarts, but for the sake of the comic I decided to ignore that fact. This is more to poke fun at the differences of the houses, so I don't much care about "the way it is."

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KRTgirl [2009-04-05 14:53:57 +0000 UTC]

Poor teachers! >👍: 0 ⏩: 0

takari515 [2009-04-01 03:43:17 +0000 UTC]

Hi-Lary-ous!!

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SapphireDreams [2009-03-28 01:48:08 +0000 UTC]

hahaha. oh man...

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Wolvenfire86 [2009-03-25 01:37:23 +0000 UTC]

That was Great! I'm sending it to all of my HP fan-friends. ^_^

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eternal-lost-girl [2009-03-25 01:19:21 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm... I had the Slytherin approach...

But I was self-taught! Everything I learned... I learned from yaoi fanfiction and yaoi doujinshi! And of course a few of my mom's carelessly neglected erotic fictions...

"Veronica, what are you reading?" asked Hannah, my classmate.
"Nothing?" I responded, somewhat unconvincingly.
"Let me see!" She grabbed The Powerbook from my hands (It's a really good book!)
"..." Silence. She read a few pages. Then...
"OH MY GOD IT HAS GAYSEX" She screamed. Obviously she had just read "Sex between women is like mirror geography..."

Note: I was about nine when this happened.

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UK-the-Unknown [2009-03-22 13:37:22 +0000 UTC]

roflmao

Love the facial expressions xD

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Suzanna-Chan [2009-03-16 22:33:57 +0000 UTC]

I love puppet too XD

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Jess-MacGowan [2009-03-11 02:27:08 +0000 UTC]

I absolutely love the Slytherin and Gryffindor ones, great work!

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EmzLovesHarry [2009-03-08 23:14:58 +0000 UTC]

This is very very funny and very true to the houses! I watched Y Tu Mama Tambien when I was also an innocent 15 - however it was on so late (well yeah it is pretty graphic) that I may have fallen asleep for the ending - what happened!?! I got to the sexy threesome bit ... I really do love those two guys they are soooo hot!

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Circle98 [2009-03-08 08:45:34 +0000 UTC]

any questions?

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XxMiaManicxX [2009-03-07 05:05:52 +0000 UTC]

this was hilarious. i loved it XD

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deadxpeople [2009-03-03 01:30:47 +0000 UTC]

I learned about periods in fifth grade, not sex ed...
Awkward. XD

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Fluffy443 [2009-03-02 23:41:29 +0000 UTC]

Flitwick likes getting technical.

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CartwAalbiel [2009-02-26 18:55:22 +0000 UTC]

Legitimate question xD

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dogsrox [2009-02-25 07:08:10 +0000 UTC]

i like puppets^^

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Beloved-Blackrose [2009-02-12 14:34:51 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha! I looove the Proffesser's akward faces. But you know you have a point, they proberly do have sex-ed, just like any other school. Any way I love how you drew it.

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Svenly In reply to Beloved-Blackrose [2009-02-16 01:11:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Twinkie-and-Popsikle [2009-02-11 00:45:39 +0000 UTC]

haha i love this!!

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Svenly In reply to Twinkie-and-Popsikle [2009-02-16 01:11:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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141188 [2009-02-08 19:36:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh God, Snape's method is awesome and hillarious!

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Svenly In reply to 141188 [2009-02-16 01:14:07 +0000 UTC]

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Red-Mushroom [2009-02-01 19:02:27 +0000 UTC]

I felt down and laught for four minutes xD
Lova that <3

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Svenly In reply to Red-Mushroom [2009-02-02 00:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha! That's awesome! I'm glad you liked it!

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Red-Mushroom [2009-02-01 19:01:03 +0000 UTC]

I felt down and laught for four minutes xD
Lova that <3

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KnightNL [2009-01-30 07:07:18 +0000 UTC]

funny thing though )

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Svenly In reply to KnightNL [2009-01-31 22:39:55 +0000 UTC]

thanks!

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catboyrus [2009-01-29 05:05:32 +0000 UTC]

i had to save this to my desk top to read it.........

poor snape..ha ha!
clock work orange

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Svenly In reply to catboyrus [2009-01-31 22:41:26 +0000 UTC]

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Havanese [2009-01-27 00:53:32 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, almost 500 faves! Congratulations!

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Svenly In reply to Havanese [2009-01-27 03:56:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm really proud

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vitametavegamin [2009-01-26 00:18:56 +0000 UTC]

XD this makes my life worth living

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Svenly In reply to vitametavegamin [2009-01-31 22:44:42 +0000 UTC]

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Negumi [2009-01-23 02:28:35 +0000 UTC]

My cousin was in that movie... he was an extra or something.
My sex-ed experience was in sixth grade a while ago (a very long while ago) and it was more like the Ravenclaw one... Very good, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks about things like this. I mean they wouldn't just let the parents explain that part would they?

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Svenly In reply to Negumi [2009-01-24 23:01:40 +0000 UTC]

That's really awesome! Man, for the first few books this was the only thing I could think about, especially since Harry had no one else to explain it to him.

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Negumi In reply to Svenly [2009-01-25 01:22:36 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! It's not like Petunia would seat him down and have 'The Talk' with him... it's just so wrong! Poor Harry has to suffer through Ron explaining it to him or worse yet, Hermione! *sigh*

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Svenly In reply to Negumi [2009-01-25 01:39:32 +0000 UTC]

or even Hagrid there just isn't a good option.

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VoodooRew [2009-01-20 15:59:41 +0000 UTC]

That was pretty funny, and a damn legitimate question. Hahaha

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Svenly In reply to VoodooRew [2009-01-21 06:01:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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haelia [2009-01-09 23:20:58 +0000 UTC]

hehehehe!!!

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Svenly In reply to haelia [2009-01-16 03:14:54 +0000 UTC]

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ILoveDemyx876 [2009-01-08 05:02:38 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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Svenly In reply to ILoveDemyx876 [2009-01-16 03:16:36 +0000 UTC]

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Servina [2009-01-06 12:13:36 +0000 UTC]

hehe. thats the funniest thing ive ever heard

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Svenly In reply to Servina [2009-01-16 03:16:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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Servina In reply to Svenly [2009-01-19 11:49:10 +0000 UTC]

ur wwlcum

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Gennett [2008-12-30 05:20:37 +0000 UTC]

lol. I remember those movies. to this day i cant look at male teachers or even talk to then without giggling....*shudders* wasnt till seventh grade that i actually "learned" what happened...just the same..i think it does kinda killl your childhood....nd i love how snapes ruining the icle firsties!!! my expeirience was more like the hufflepuffs....all sweet and....childish....

lol, im just rambling! i love it!

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Svenly In reply to Gennett [2009-01-04 00:35:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha! Thanks!

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