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“….So tell me again what happened.”
“Well, I was watching that helmet like you asked.”
“Right. The one that’s been imbued with the power of the Kings of Space themselves. The one that has the potential to accelerate growth, reverse entropy, reshape the cosmos itself. The super important helmet found at the crash site on that Regeneration World. The one I told you not to take your eye off of.”
“That’s the one.”
“Okay. So what happened?”
“Well, I blinked, and it was gone.”

The curator of the Legendary Weapons Museum sighed. Legendary Weapons got stolen all the time, that was kind of to be expected, but this particular helmet, though apparently useless due to its structural damage, was a little different…

“You blinked. When you called, you said a ‘green woman in leggings’ was there, holding the helmet, she gave you the finger, and then she disappeared in some sort of colorful flash.”
“That’s right.”
“In the space of ONE BLINK?”

“Well, maybe it was more of a nap…”
…
Deep within the gap between universes, the power of the Kings of Space coursed through the greenish woman’s body. An infinitude of color whipped past her in broad bands, as a cloud of millions of points of light carried her through the Omniversal Causeway. The helmet was right where she expected it, thanks to the intel she’d received. That potted plant had a pretty good memory..

As the pure, unfiltered energy of Space flowed into her physical form, there in the immaterial cracks between dimensions, the woman grinned to herself and pressed on to her destination - the Overworld, the very foundation of the Space Zone itself…
(Wow! Who is this? Why, it’s an alien! I’ve been feeling like putting an extraterrestrial face on this blog for a bit. So the new mascot, and the newest bearer of the “Space” title, is this… Space Alien. That helmet has passed hands many times now, hasn’t it? But it’s finally in the possession of a genuine flesh-and-ichor alien!

…Well, okay, Entity and Plant were aliens too, but… this one has antennae….)

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“….So tell me again what happened.”
“Well, I was watching that helmet like you asked.”
“Right. The one that’s been imbued with the power of the Kings of Space themselves. The one that has the potential to accelerate growth, reverse entropy, reshape the cosmos itself. The super important helmet found at the crash site on that Regeneration World. The one I told you not to take your eye off of.”
“That’s the one.”
“Okay. So what happened?”
“Well, I blinked, and it was gone.”

The curator of the Legendary Weapons Museum sighed. Legendary Weapons got stolen all the time, that was kind of to be expected, but this particular helmet, though apparently useless due to its structural damage, was a little different…

“You blinked. When you called, you said a ‘green woman in leggings’ was there, holding the helmet, she gave you the finger, and then she disappeared in some sort of colorful flash.”
“That’s right.”
“In the space of ONE BLINK?”

“Well, maybe it was more of a nap…”
…
Deep within the gap between universes, the power of the Kings of Space coursed through the greenish woman’s body. An infinitude of color whipped past her in broad bands, as a cloud of millions of points of light carried her through the Omniversal Causeway. The helmet was right where she expected it, thanks to the intel she’d received. That potted plant had a pretty good memory..

As the pure, unfiltered energy of Space flowed into her physical form, there in the immaterial cracks between dimensions, the woman grinned to herself and pressed on to her destination - the Overworld, the very foundation of the Space Zone itself…
(Wow! Who is this? Why, it’s an alien! I’ve been feeling like putting an extraterrestrial face on this blog for a bit. So the new mascot, and the newest bearer of the “Space” title, is this… Space Alien. That helmet has passed hands many times now, hasn’t it? But it’s finally in the possession of a genuine flesh-and-ichor alien!

…Well, okay, Entity and Plant were aliens too, but… this one has antennae….)