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I would have loved to see his reaction when the Reaper armada appeared at the end of ME2
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FOUND THE ORIGINAL POST! Yesssss! I'm going to do my post-finding victory dance!
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To quote an Urban Dictionary Definition:
ME1: Reapers?
ME2: Ah yes, "Reapers."
ME3: OH SHIT REAPERS!!!!!!
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I used to dismiss claims like you, but then I took a Reaper to the citadal.
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*Mass Effect 3 starts*
Council Turian: Oh sh** didn't see that coming.
Shepard: Told you so.
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YOU KNOW-----i hate this scene
This turian made me hate the turians...or not.
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Yeah but he was pretty cool in Three. offered more support than the other two councilors.
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Meanwhile at the Reaper council: "Ah yes, Shepard..."
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Meanwhile, inο»Ώ Dark Space
Harbinger: You have to help me against Shepard!
Reapers: Ah yes, "Shepard" the immortal space captain of varying gender and appearance, allegedly waiting in Citadel Space. We have dismissed that claim.
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Yes... Reapers the giant space prawn I saved you all from? The thing that was attacking the citadel? The large chunks of crap laying everywhere that you spent years cleaning? Yeah those things sure dont exist at all nope youre right.... Dicks...
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Hahahaha They will never believe in the Reapers until there shit storming the citadel unless you chose to kill them :3
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If only there was a Renegade interruption where you could get up and shout "OBJECTION!". I was contemplating to beat Mass 1 again JUST so I didn't have to hear this. Hopefully Bioware makes Shep able to do the same thing in #3 just to make him mad.
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I'm so glad I killed the council
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Ah yes, "Reapers" the immortal race of sentient star ships allegedly attacking earth, we have dismissed that claim.
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He won't be in Mass Effect 3 He died in a comic called Mass Effect: Inquisition
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The Turian in Inquisition wasn't the Turian councilor. That was Executer Pallin from ME1 (In the office next to the "expensive" bar).
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yeah found out but didn't know how to delete my post but thanks for clarifying
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In mass effect 3 he'll say "Oh no, Reapers!"
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give the guy a break
the idea of reapers is absolutely batshit insane
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I probably would have if Sovereign hadn't attacked the Citadel.
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Ah yes, ''Turian councilor''. A puny mortal with the most influential position in the galaxy, but never does anything except whine about everything. We have dismissed that claim.
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Air quotation?! Don't make me go up there and Kick You're Ass!!
XD
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This expresses my frustration with turians as a whole really.
But the turian counselor is by far the most obnoxious of the
lot...
Counselor: We have dismissed that claim...
Me: WTF it attacked the citadel and killed hundreds,
not to mention it almost you killed you!...
Rage!
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I have a Love-Hate relationship with this guy XDD
A part of me loves him but I'm pretty sure my Shepard hates his guts XDD
"HEY! I SAVED YOUR NASTY TURIAN ASS IN THE FIRST GAME, REMEMBER?!"
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How this guy became a councilor I don't know. I'm hoping it'll be explained in the next one. Probably, "He was the only Turian who wanted the job."
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Thank god someone else did too. Every else thought I was insane.
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*cyber high five!* w00t!
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w00t indeed! *highfives*
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dear reapers, this is GREAT! haha. but he'll be SCREWED! when they show up. LMAO!
lol anywho, i was wondering if I could make this into a motivational poster and post it here on deviantart. its prob just gunna say the turian councilor's lines about the reapers. if so, I'd give you all the credit for your picture. if not, I'll still make air quotes at the turian next time I see him.
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Damn Turian Councilor...... in fact the hell with the Council and Udina ! Except for Anderson if you chose him as the Human Councilor. I hope to simply leave them to die when the Reapers arrive!
Except Anderson.
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That guy is SO F##KING FRUSTRATING, in ME3 the first thing I'm doing is putting him in a rocket and launch it against the reapers
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What always got under my skin about the Council was that they were never really unreasonable when they opposed you. They always had ground to stand on, from when you needed more evidence against Saren to explaining how Sovereign couldn't be conclusively proven a Reaper given how much of him was left and the loss of the beacon on Ilos. That said, I longed so bad for a dialogue option during this meeting to the effect of 'I'VE BEEN RIGHT EVERY SINGLE TIME I'VE EVER DONE ANYTHING, CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT THIS ONE TIME?"
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Seeing them pass it off as a geth attack made me even madder at them. Really? What's it going to take, a whole FLEET attacking the Citadel at once? GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS!!!
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