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Deadpool in Shock Troopers

In a base, soldiers build weapons that have the capacity to destroy the world. The leader looks at the weapons.

“Are the weapons almost done?” Asks the Leader.

“Almost sir.” Says one of the soldiers.

“Good, the whole world will fall before us!” Says the Leader.

Meanwhile, Deadpool is flying in a plane on his way to visit a team.

“Ok, according to current events I’m supposed to be meeting with a team. Must be something serious.” Says Deadpool.

One of the pilots goes to Deadpool.

“We’ll be arriving soon.” Says the Pilot.

“Oh, good to know.” Says Deadpool.

“In the meantime, would you like this donut?” Asks the Pilot.

“Oh boy! I like donuts!” Says Deadpool.

The pilot hands Deadpool the Donut which Deadpool readily prepares to devour, until he notices something about it.

“Hey, waitaminute. I didn’t order a POISON donut!” Says Deadpool.

The pilot points a gun at Deadpool!

“Really? Fine, have it your way.” Says Deadpool.

Deadpool quickly draws his Katana and stabs the pilot!

“Hey, if you didn’t give me a poisoned donut and raised your piece none of this would’ve happened bucko!” Says Deadpool.

The pilot shoots the controls forcing the plane to freefall!

“Oh now you’re taking out the plane? What a sore loser!” Says Deadpool.

Deadpool grabs a parachute and smashes through the windshield out of the plane!

He pulls the ripcord to eject the chute in the nick of time, safely landing on the ground.

Once his boots are on the ground he goes to meet his contacts.

“So, you must be the team I’m meeting with.” Says Deadpool.

“That’s right. I’m Jackal and these are my teammates, Milky and Big Mama.”

“Nice names! Anyway, I heard that there’s a terrorist trying to destroy the world.” Says Deadpool.

“That’s right, they call themselves the Bloody Scorpions. We stopped them from making their soldiers stronger and took out their leader. Now they’re back with a new one. His name is Otaktay.” Says Milky.

“I get it now, the pilot that just tried to take me out is with the Bloody Scorpions. Can you believe he tried to poison me with a Donut?” Asks Deadpool.

“Anyway, we should get going. We don’t have much time!” Says Big Mama.

Elsewhere, Otaktay constructs an energy sword while one of his soldiers walks to his room.

“Sir, one of our soldiers has failed to kill the one called Deadpool.” Says the Soldier.

“I see, he’s a dangerous one. He’s going to be a problem.” Says Otaktay.

“That’s not all. He’s joined the ones who defeated us in the past.” Says the soldier.

“Well, this is a perfect opportunity to destroy our enemies.” Says Otaktay.

“Give the order and we will destroy them.” Says the soldier.

Elsewhere, the group are in a car driving to our destination.

“You know, I have a feeling that our enemies are going to come at us right about now.” Says Deadpool.

“You may be right. Things are a bit TOO quiet.” Says Milky.

Suddenly, tanks come barreling their way!

“Yup! Here they come!” Says Big Mama.

The group shoots the tanks with their rocket launchers when even more tanks come their way!

“Hold on! I’ll try to lose them!” Says Jackal.

They drive deep into the jungles with the tanks in pursuit. They’re suddenly trapped in the deep muds of the Jungle’s terrain, trapped and unable to move forward!

“Oh ho ho ho! Looks like you guys are stuck like sticks in the mud!” Says Deadpool.

The tanks begin to fire at them but Deadpool leaps at them uses his Katanas to slice them up!

The Soldiers march on foot.

“I knew this wouldn’t be THAT easy!” Says Jackal.

The group shoots their way through the soldiers and almost escape the Jungle.

“Waitaminute. I have a funny feeling, like we’re being watched.” Says Deadpool.

He hurls a throwing knife at a tree and a soldier donning a camouflage suit catches it.

“Impressive. You’ve got good instincts.” Says the Camoflaged Soldier.

“Flattery’ll get you nowhere toots!” Says Deadpool.

The group point their guns at the Camoflaged Soldier.

After a few minutes of fighting, the Camoflaged Soldier is left on his knees.

“Ok buddy. Tell us where your boss is!” Says Jackal.

“You’re all smart soldiers. You’ll figure it out eventually.” Says the Camoflaged Soldier.

The soldier pulls his out his utility knife and ends his life, ensuring the heroes get nothing.

“Well, that was a bummer. We didn’t get any info out of him.” Says Big Mama.

The group leaves the Jungle, and upon walking many miles find themselves entering a desert.

They see soldiers going towards a small village.

“That can’t be good. I have a feeling they’re not going to be too friendly to those people.” Says Deadpool.

“Agreed. We need to save those people now.” Says Jackal.

“But what about the mission?” Says Milky.

“We can do both.” Says Jackal.

The commanding officer looks at the small village.

“This is the perfect opportunity to test our new weapons.” Says the CO.

The CO pulls out a laser gun and powers it up.

Suddenly Deadpool throws his Katana at the laser gun, exploding the device.

The CO is left furious!

“Whoever did this is going to be dead!” Says the CO.

“Oh, that’s not a very nice thing to say!” Says Deadpool.

The CO turns around and sees Deadpool standing comically.

“You know, I may be a Merc for hire, but even I know what you’re up to is pretty messed up.” Says Deadpool.

“In war, death is fair. Innocents don’t matter.” Says the CO.

“And that’s why you’re going to hell.” Says Deadpool.

The CO picks up a machine gun and begins firing at Deadpool!

Deadpool dodges the gunfire and shoots the machine gun with one precise bullet down it’s barrel. Jamming it.

“Anymore tricks up your sleeve Houdini?” Asks Deadpool.

“As a matter of fact, I do!” Says the CO.

He summons a giant tank with rockets and boards the warmachine.

After a few minutes of fighting, Deadpool damages the Tank.

“Don’t think you’ve won this battle! Even as we speak my soldiers will destroy this village!” Says the CO.

The soldiers prepare to strike the village but are stopped by the team!

“Well, look at that? Looks like I’ve got friends of my own!” Says Deadpool.

The CO prepares to fire at Deadpool but before he can load his next shot Deadpool leaps on top of the tank and chucks a Grenade inside!

The tanks explodes with the CO inside! Leaving him to a fiery demise.

“WOOHOO! That was fun!” Says Deadpool.

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake and a fortress rises from the ground!

“Ohhhhh, that’s not good.” Says Deadpool.

The rest of the group joins Deadpool.

“That must be Otaktay’s strongest base!” Says Jackal.

“Yeah! We need to get there quickly! Doing it on foot’ll just waste energy and time!” Says Big Mama.

Deadpool looks at the enemy motorcycles.

“Guys, I think I’ve just had a bright idea!” Says Deadpool.

The group take the Motorcycles and ride off to the fortress.

In the Fortress, Otaktay powers up his energy blade, knowing that the group is coming for him.

“I will take my revenge on those who have defeated us in the past, and burn this world. I look forward to it. Especially you… Deadpool!” Says Otaktay.

Soldiers open fire at the group with Tanks and Rockets!

The group returns fire and reach the fortress.

Soldiers continue to fire at them.

“Wow! These guys are throwing everything at us but the Kitchen sink!” Says Deadpool.

One by one all of the soldiers are eliminated and the group finally reaches the center of the fortress.

Otaktay waits for them, ready for battle.

“Welcome! I’ve been expecting you all.” Says Otaktay.

“This is the part where you’re going to tell us your evil scheme!” Says Deadpool.

“Of course. This world is overwrought with Chaos. I will burn everything and the world will start anew.” Says Otaktay.

“You’re crazier than I thought. You just wanna rule it all!” Says Jackal.

“Someone must enforce the order that this world deserves!” Says Otaktay.

“You’re not gonna rule this world!” Says Milky.

After a few minutes of fighting, the group continues to fire at Otaktay.

Deadpool throws a frag grenade at Otaktay and it burst in a concussive and firey explosion!

“So, did we win?” Asks Deadpool.

Otaktay rises and charges at the group stabbing Deadpool before he can react with his Energy Blade!

“This! This end is yours Deadpool! I know you have a healing factor. So as long at this blade has penetrated and is embedded in your mutant flesh, you will NEVER HEAL!” Says Otaktay.

“Then… I guess I’m going to have to pull this splinter out, got any ACME sized tweezers big boy?” Asks Deadpool with a smirk visible through his mask.

He pulls at the Energy Blade with all of his might and violently rips it out of himself!

Then with one final swoop embeds the blade into Otaktay!

“Are you going to be ok Deadpool???” Asks Big Mama.

“Yeah, it stings a lot. But it’ll heal and I’ll be right as rain!” Says Deadpool.

Otaktay falls to his knees violently coughing blood.

“You…fffools… You may have defffeated me… But you will not essscape alive!” Says Otaktay, sluring his speech with a blood filled mouth.

Otaktay presses a button on his gauntlet and the fortress goes into self destruct mode!

The group retreats with haste to their Motorcycles and ride off at blazing speeds!

They make it outside before the fortress finally explodes!

The next day, the group drives in their car on their way to their destination.

“Well, looks like that’s the end of the Bloody Scorpions.” Says Deadpool.

“So, what are you going to do now that the job’s done?” Asks Jackal.

“Eat some Chimichangas, have a Mai Tai under the sun, and get ready for the next job.” Says Deadpool.

“Anyway, I’m glad everything turned out ok.” Says Milky.

“It’s best to enjoy the peace while you can. Because there’s always someone out to ruin it for everyone.” Says Deadpool.

And so, they continue driving home.

Description
Deadpool in Shock Troopers

In a base, soldiers build weapons that have the capacity to destroy the world. The leader looks at the weapons.

“Are the weapons almost done?” Asks the Leader.

“Almost sir.” Says one of the soldiers.

“Good, the whole world will fall before us!” Says the Leader.

Meanwhile, Deadpool is flying in a plane on his way to visit a team.

“Ok, according to current events I’m supposed to be meeting with a team. Must be something serious.” Says Deadpool.

One of the pilots goes to Deadpool.

“We’ll be arriving soon.” Says the Pilot.

“Oh, good to know.” Says Deadpool.

“In the meantime, would you like this donut?” Asks the Pilot.

“Oh boy! I like donuts!” Says Deadpool.

The pilot hands Deadpool the Donut which Deadpool readily prepares to devour, until he notices something about it.

“Hey, waitaminute. I didn’t order a POISON donut!” Says Deadpool.

The pilot points a gun at Deadpool!

“Really? Fine, have it your way.” Says Deadpool.

Deadpool quickly draws his Katana and stabs the pilot!

“Hey, if you didn’t give me a poisoned donut and raised your piece none of this would’ve happened bucko!” Says Deadpool.

The pilot shoots the controls forcing the plane to freefall!

“Oh now you’re taking out the plane? What a sore loser!” Says Deadpool.

Deadpool grabs a parachute and smashes through the windshield out of the plane!

He pulls the ripcord to eject the chute in the nick of time, safely landing on the ground.

Once his boots are on the ground he goes to meet his contacts.

“So, you must be the team I’m meeting with.” Says Deadpool.

“That’s right. I’m Jackal and these are my teammates, Milky and Big Mama.”

“Nice names! Anyway, I heard that there’s a terrorist trying to destroy the world.” Says Deadpool.

“That’s right, they call themselves the Bloody Scorpions. We stopped them from making their soldiers stronger and took out their leader. Now they’re back with a new one. His name is Otaktay.” Says Milky.

“I get it now, the pilot that just tried to take me out is with the Bloody Scorpions. Can you believe he tried to poison me with a Donut?” Asks Deadpool.

“Anyway, we should get going. We don’t have much time!” Says Big Mama.

Elsewhere, Otaktay constructs an energy sword while one of his soldiers walks to his room.

“Sir, one of our soldiers has failed to kill the one called Deadpool.” Says the Soldier.

“I see, he’s a dangerous one. He’s going to be a problem.” Says Otaktay.

“That’s not all. He’s joined the ones who defeated us in the past.” Says the soldier.

“Well, this is a perfect opportunity to destroy our enemies.” Says Otaktay.

“Give the order and we will destroy them.” Says the soldier.

Elsewhere, the group are in a car driving to our destination.

“You know, I have a feeling that our enemies are going to come at us right about now.” Says Deadpool.

“You may be right. Things are a bit TOO quiet.” Says Milky.

Suddenly, tanks come barreling their way!

“Yup! Here they come!” Says Big Mama.

The group shoots the tanks with their rocket launchers when even more tanks come their way!

“Hold on! I’ll try to lose them!” Says Jackal.

They drive deep into the jungles with the tanks in pursuit. They’re suddenly trapped in the deep muds of the Jungle’s terrain, trapped and unable to move forward!

“Oh ho ho ho! Looks like you guys are stuck like sticks in the mud!” Says Deadpool.

The tanks begin to fire at them but Deadpool leaps at them uses his Katanas to slice them up!

The Soldiers march on foot.

“I knew this wouldn’t be THAT easy!” Says Jackal.

The group shoots their way through the soldiers and almost escape the Jungle.

“Waitaminute. I have a funny feeling, like we’re being watched.” Says Deadpool.

He hurls a throwing knife at a tree and a soldier donning a camouflage suit catches it.

“Impressive. You’ve got good instincts.” Says the Camoflaged Soldier.

“Flattery’ll get you nowhere toots!” Says Deadpool.

The group point their guns at the Camoflaged Soldier.

After a few minutes of fighting, the Camoflaged Soldier is left on his knees.

“Ok buddy. Tell us where your boss is!” Says Jackal.

“You’re all smart soldiers. You’ll figure it out eventually.” Says the Camoflaged Soldier.

The soldier pulls his out his utility knife and ends his life, ensuring the heroes get nothing.

“Well, that was a bummer. We didn’t get any info out of him.” Says Big Mama.

The group leaves the Jungle, and upon walking many miles find themselves entering a desert.

They see soldiers going towards a small village.

“That can’t be good. I have a feeling they’re not going to be too friendly to those people.” Says Deadpool.

“Agreed. We need to save those people now.” Says Jackal.

“But what about the mission?” Says Milky.

“We can do both.” Says Jackal.

The commanding officer looks at the small village.

“This is the perfect opportunity to test our new weapons.” Says the CO.

The CO pulls out a laser gun and powers it up.

Suddenly Deadpool throws his Katana at the laser gun, exploding the device.

The CO is left furious!

“Whoever did this is going to be dead!” Says the CO.

“Oh, that’s not a very nice thing to say!” Says Deadpool.

The CO turns around and sees Deadpool standing comically.

“You know, I may be a Merc for hire, but even I know what you’re up to is pretty messed up.” Says Deadpool.

“In war, death is fair. Innocents don’t matter.” Says the CO.

“And that’s why you’re going to hell.” Says Deadpool.

The CO picks up a machine gun and begins firing at Deadpool!

Deadpool dodges the gunfire and shoots the machine gun with one precise bullet down it’s barrel. Jamming it.

“Anymore tricks up your sleeve Houdini?” Asks Deadpool.

“As a matter of fact, I do!” Says the CO.

He summons a giant tank with rockets and boards the warmachine.

After a few minutes of fighting, Deadpool damages the Tank.

“Don’t think you’ve won this battle! Even as we speak my soldiers will destroy this village!” Says the CO.

The soldiers prepare to strike the village but are stopped by the team!

“Well, look at that? Looks like I’ve got friends of my own!” Says Deadpool.

The CO prepares to fire at Deadpool but before he can load his next shot Deadpool leaps on top of the tank and chucks a Grenade inside!

The tanks explodes with the CO inside! Leaving him to a fiery demise.

“WOOHOO! That was fun!” Says Deadpool.

Suddenly, the ground begins to shake and a fortress rises from the ground!

“Ohhhhh, that’s not good.” Says Deadpool.

The rest of the group joins Deadpool.

“That must be Otaktay’s strongest base!” Says Jackal.

“Yeah! We need to get there quickly! Doing it on foot’ll just waste energy and time!” Says Big Mama.

Deadpool looks at the enemy motorcycles.

“Guys, I think I’ve just had a bright idea!” Says Deadpool.

The group take the Motorcycles and ride off to the fortress.

In the Fortress, Otaktay powers up his energy blade, knowing that the group is coming for him.

“I will take my revenge on those who have defeated us in the past, and burn this world. I look forward to it. Especially you… Deadpool!” Says Otaktay.

Soldiers open fire at the group with Tanks and Rockets!

The group returns fire and reach the fortress.

Soldiers continue to fire at them.

“Wow! These guys are throwing everything at us but the Kitchen sink!” Says Deadpool.

One by one all of the soldiers are eliminated and the group finally reaches the center of the fortress.

Otaktay waits for them, ready for battle.

“Welcome! I’ve been expecting you all.” Says Otaktay.

“This is the part where you’re going to tell us your evil scheme!” Says Deadpool.

“Of course. This world is overwrought with Chaos. I will burn everything and the world will start anew.” Says Otaktay.

“You’re crazier than I thought. You just wanna rule it all!” Says Jackal.

“Someone must enforce the order that this world deserves!” Says Otaktay.

“You’re not gonna rule this world!” Says Milky.

After a few minutes of fighting, the group continues to fire at Otaktay.

Deadpool throws a frag grenade at Otaktay and it burst in a concussive and firey explosion!

“So, did we win?” Asks Deadpool.

Otaktay rises and charges at the group stabbing Deadpool before he can react with his Energy Blade!

“This! This end is yours Deadpool! I know you have a healing factor. So as long at this blade has penetrated and is embedded in your mutant flesh, you will NEVER HEAL!” Says Otaktay.

“Then… I guess I’m going to have to pull this splinter out, got any ACME sized tweezers big boy?” Asks Deadpool with a smirk visible through his mask.

He pulls at the Energy Blade with all of his might and violently rips it out of himself!

Then with one final swoop embeds the blade into Otaktay!

“Are you going to be ok Deadpool???” Asks Big Mama.

“Yeah, it stings a lot. But it’ll heal and I’ll be right as rain!” Says Deadpool.

Otaktay falls to his knees violently coughing blood.

“You…fffools… You may have defffeated me… But you will not essscape alive!” Says Otaktay, sluring his speech with a blood filled mouth.

Otaktay presses a button on his gauntlet and the fortress goes into self destruct mode!

The group retreats with haste to their Motorcycles and ride off at blazing speeds!

They make it outside before the fortress finally explodes!

The next day, the group drives in their car on their way to their destination.

“Well, looks like that’s the end of the Bloody Scorpions.” Says Deadpool.

“So, what are you going to do now that the job’s done?” Asks Jackal.

“Eat some Chimichangas, have a Mai Tai under the sun, and get ready for the next job.” Says Deadpool.

“Anyway, I’m glad everything turned out ok.” Says Milky.

“It’s best to enjoy the peace while you can. Because there’s always someone out to ruin it for everyone.” Says Deadpool.

And so, they continue driving home.