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Deadpool In Comic Jumper
A person is walking to a room she opens the door to see Mistress Ropes.
“Who are you? what do you want?” Asked Mistress Ropes.
“I'm here to give you a chance for glory.”
“And what would that be?” Asked Mistress Ropes.
“To have your own comic book series you see I have the power to turn other comic book in my own image.”
“Interesting, very well then I accept your deal.” Says Mistress Ropes.
“Excellent you may call me Aijin and together we can take over the comic book world.”
Elsewhere Deadpool is walking to a place. He is trying to find someone to team up with.
“So, this must be the place. It's like an old comic book studio.” Says Deadpool.
He hear voices he followed them and saw two people talking.
“You know I can't shake this feeling something bad is going to happen.” Says a person.
“You worry too much our comic book series is doing great what can possibly go wrong?”
“Well, for starters some jerk is going to put identity politics in your comic book.” Says Deadpool Walking to the person.
“Aaaaah! who are you?”
“Oh, how silly of me I am Deadpool and who are you?”
“I am Captain Smiley this is Gerda.
“Hey, don't forget about me!”
“Oh, and this is Star.” Says Captain Smiley.
“That is cute you're stuck in his chest.” Says Deadpool
Deadpool tries to tickle Star but he was about to bite Deadpool’s finger only for Deadpool to move his hand away.
“Don't call me cute.” Says Star.
“Well anyway I'm here to help you.” Says Deadpool.
“Why what's going on?” Asked Captain Smiley.
“There's someone is trying to corrupt the comic book world making it woke. I tried to stop her however she goes to the comic book world and escape luckily for me I have some ways to go to the comic book world. That's why I'm here.” Says Deadpool
“Wait a minute if what you say is true then she'll try to make my comics woke I'll be ruined!” Says Captain Smiley.
“So, what do you say want to team up?” Asked Deadpool.
“Of course, no one's going to ruin the comic book world.” Says Captain Smiley.
“Well technically manga is doing a lot better right now but hey we can save it!” Says Deadpool.
And with that they go to a teleportation advice to transport them to every comic book.
“Are you ready?” Says Deadpool.
“Well technically I'm a little nervous.” Says Captain Smiley.
“That's too bad.” Says Deadpool.
He push Captain Smiley to the portal making him scream. Deadpool jumps to the portal.
in a pirate ship a portal was appears in the sky. Captain Smiley was coming out of the portal and falls.
“Oh CRUD Oh CRUD!” Screams Captain Smiley.
He hits the ground he lays down into the ground. In a few seconds he was about to get up but Deadpool landed him in the stomach.
“Wow that was fun.” Says Deadpool.
“Don't do that ever.” Says Captain Smiley.
“Oh come on that wasn't so bad was it.” Says Deadpool.
“Anyway where are we?” Asked Captain Smiley.
“You're in my ship.”
The two turns around and saw a pirate.
“Listen up I don't like stowaways, so you better get off my ship.” Says The Pirate
“We don't want any trouble we'd be happy to get out of here.” Says Captain Smiley.
Suddenly flying demons are coming their way the one who is controlling them is Mistress Ropes.
“Oh no not her.” Says Captain Smiley.
“Let me guess she's one of your villains.” Says Deadpool.
“Yeah, something like that.” Says Captain Smiley.
“So we meet again last time I was eaten by a monster but now I have returned to take my vengeance on the men.” Says Mistress Ropes.
“And your idea is turning every comic book into woke garbage.” Says Deadpool.
“If that's what it takes then so be it.” Says Mistress Ropes.
“No one's going to turn my comic book into woke garbage I'll fight you!” Says The Pirate.
“That's the spirit now let's get rid of this feminazi!” Says Deadpool.
And with that the pirate fights the flying demons while Deadpool and Captain Smiley fight Mistress Ropes.
After a few minutes of fighting Mistress Ropes was on the ground.
“You may won this battle, but you will never win the war I'll be back!” Says Mistress Ropes.
She quickly gets on top of the flying demons and retreat.
“That's right fly away you're the reason why MGTOW exist in the first place!” Says Deadpool.
“Indeed, listen I want to thank you two. You have saved my world.” Says The Pirate.
“It was no big deal.” Says Captain Smiley.
“I'm afraid it is. there are other worlds that will suffer the same fate we must save them all.” Says The Pirate.
But then a portal appears in the ocean.
“That must be our next location.” Says Captain Smiley.
“Got that right so let's not wasting anymore time let's go TALLY HO!” Says Deadpool.
They jump out of the ship and swim to the portal.
Meanwhile Aijin is waiting for Mistress Ropes. She is losing her patience.
“Where is she? She better not be defeated.” Says Aijin.
Mistress Ropes was walking to Aijin.
“Well did you get rid of our problem?” Asked Aijin.
“I'm afraid not those men are stronger than I thought.” Says Mistress Ropes.
“You idiot. you underestimate them.” Says Aijin.
“I'll destroy them the next time we meet.” Says Mistress Ropes.
“No, I'll create a monster that will destroy them.” Says Aijin.
She use her powers to create a monster car.
“This creature will surely get rid of them.” Says Aijin.
Elsewhere Deadpool and Captain Smiley are riding motorcycles in the road.
“This is kind of sweet to be honest!” Says Captain Smiley.
“You got that right but don't celebrate too early it's only a matter of time for that karen to show up.” Says Deadpool.
Little do they know that the monster car is watching them. It's eyes are growing red and begins to chase them.
The polices saw the monster car And follows it.
“Pull over you're going too fast!” Says One of The Police.
The monster car glares at the police and start attacking them.
Deadpool and Captain Smiley turns around and saw the monster car.
“Wow that is one ugly car. I can't imagine someone be that desperate to have that.” Says Deadpool.
“Looks like those cops need some help. Maybe we should help them.” Says Captain Smiley.
“Good idea besides I got a feeling that thing is going to follow us anyway.” Says Deadpool.
The two quickly go to the monster car and shoot it to get its attention.
“Hey ugly want to race?!” Says Deadpool.
The monster car is getting angry and start chasing them.
“Well now we got its attention what now?” Asked Captain Smiley.
“Simple we start shooting at it!” Says Deadpool.
Both Deadpool and Captain Smiley fire guns at the monster car they shoot the tires and the windows making the monster car angrier.
“Man that thing is stubborn but I got something for that!” Says Deadpool.
He use a rocket launcher to fire at the monster truck. it explodes into tiny pieces.
“That's why you should never buy a car that can explode easily.” Says Deadpool.
The two go to the police officers to check if they're ok.
“Are you guys alright?” Asked Captain Smiley.
“Yeah we're fine. But you two are driving kind of fast.” Says One of the Police Officers.
Suddenly a Portals appears.
“We love to stay but we gotta go!” Says Deadpool.
The two go to the portal before they get a ticket.
The two now are in a small village that has ninjas.
“Look at all those ninjas I bet they sound funny if they talk I mean they just have to be quiet in life you can't be sneaky if you talk too much.” Says Deadpool.
One of the ninjas walks to Deadpool and slapped him in the face telling him to be quiet.
“Ah how rude some people can't take a joke.” Says Deadpool.
But then Mistress Ropes has appeared with robots that she commands.
“There you two are this time luck will not be on your side!” Says Mistress Ropes.
“Look lady you're not making women's strong you're making them unattractive.” Says Deadpool.
“Wait what do you mean?!” Says Mistress Ropes.
“Well, let just say you keep bashing men repeatedly. you're corrupting the comic book world with stupid wokeness and your attacking the village because you think ninjas are stupid.” Says Deadpool.
“But…but I'm trying to stop sexism.” Says Mistress Ropes.
“No lady. You're the one who is sexist you finally get that through your thick skull of yours?” Asked Deadpool.
Mistress Ropes was gasped by the realization.
“So, I'm the sexist one?” she says looking into her hands but in a few seconds, she turns her hands into fist and says “Well if I'm the one who is sexist then so be it! I'll destroy this world in anyone in it!”
“She's crazy!” Says Captain Smiley.
She orders the robots to attack the ninja and the ninja fights back.
“You will all face the wrath of Mistress Ropes!”
After a few minutes of fighting Mistress Ropes was on her knees she's about to get up but Deadpool shoots her in the leg.
“I don't think so lady you are finished.” Says Deadpool.
The Ninja are destroying the robots and surround Mistress Ropes.
“Looks like you're Finish.” Says Captain Smiley.
Suddenly a portal has appeared a claw comes out of it and grabs Mistress Ropes. It pulls her in of the portal.
“That must be our next stop!” Says Deadpool.
“Yeah but how are we supposed to get up there?” Asked Captain Smiley.
The ninja gets on top to each other to make a ladder.
“Quickly get on top of us!” Says One of the Ninjas.
So the two quickly climb they're way on top until they reached to the claw.
“Thanks, you guys are awesome!” Says Deadpool.
The ninjas give them a thumbs up and wished them the best of luck.
The claw is returning to the portal.
Both Deadpool and Captain Smiley has come out of the portal with Mistress Ropes.
“So where are we now?” Asked Captain Smiley.
“You're in my dimension.” Says Aijin.
“Please help me together we can destroy these two men and those who oppressed us.” Says Mistress Ropes.
“I don't think so you see I was hoping to use you. But you're useless now.” Says Aijin.
“But we are women. We should work together.” Says Mistress Ropes.
“I don't work with failures I destroyed them!” Says Aijin.
She grabs Mistress Ropes by the throat and erasing her from existence.
“Man, that was harsh.” Says Captain Smiley.
“Her obsession with men is her downfall.” Says Aijin.
“So tell us why are you trying to turning the comic book world to woke? You don't seem to be a righteous person.” Says Deadpool.
“You're right I only do it to take over the comic book world. I will make them think I'm a virtuous person they will looked at me as a goddess.” Says Aijin.
“By making everyone go woke? you do realize that the readers will despise that? Asked Captain Smiley.
“A necessary evil to control others and if someone criticized me I will just labeled them as racist or sexist. It's really that simple.” Says Aijin.
“That's it even I am crazy sometimes but that's too far you're going down!” Says Deadpool.
And with that. Deadpool and Captain Smiley prepare to fight.
After a few minutes of fighting Aijin is holding her arms she glares at the two.
“Curse you all… don't think this is over you can't stop wokeness from spreading.” Says Aijin.
“But we can stop you.” Says Deadpool.
Both Deadpool and Captain Smiley point their guns at her and fires the bullets hits her in the chest.
Aijin was screaming until she disappeared from existence.
“Well looks like our job is finally over.” Says Captain Smiley.
But then a portal appears and start sucking the two in.
It takes them back to their place.
“Well, what do you know we made it out safely. Thanks writer.” Says Deadpool breaking the 4th wall.
The next day Deadpool and Captain Smiley are making the portal back to the real world.
“Well looks like this is goodbye. I know that your kind of weird, but I just want to say thanks for saving my comic book world.” Says Captain Smiley.
“It was nothing I just don't want entertainment to be ruined by identity politics.
“That reminds me. You think that wokeness will ever go away?” Asked Captain Smiley.
“I don't know to be honest, But we can't let that ruin life we just had to enjoy it where we can. well anyway I should be going now good luck with your next comic book.” Says Deadpool.
And with that he goes to the portal back to the real world.
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