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Cryptid-Creations β Day 571. Potato Monster
Published: 2014-06-14 03:40:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 28138; Favourites: 2064; Downloads: 475
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My dad use to use that exact same method to scare me if I didn't eat my peas!Β Β
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it is physically impossible for to look at this and not laugh or smile! Β
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this is actually probably the best thing i've seen all day
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What was in your mind when you made this? Looks great though. It's like a potato that has a cut in it and then had sticks and googly eyes stocked to it.
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POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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" Potate I choose you!" I throw poke ball and a regular potato falls to the ground.
" What the hell. Is that a...potato. You can not fight me with a vegetable." The opponent is confused and shocked that a potato appeared.
"Just choose your pokemon already!" I was growing impatient I stomped a foot on the ground.
" *groan* Fine." He tosses his pokeball " Magikarp come out." he says lamely.
*the fish flopped back and forth for the need for water.*
I stifled a laugh." So that's your *pfft* pokemon." I fall to the floor laughing as I couldn't contain it for much longer.
" Hey at least it ain't a potato!" He yelled back.
I got up wiping a fake tear from my eye."Oh this ain't no ordinary potato." I grab the potato from the floor." Come on nap times over." I poked it repeatedly.It's small eyes opened and it's little root arms popped out.It lunged at me biting my long dark brown hair." Potate stop it woulda your ruining my hair...Ow that hurt!" It bit my finger.
It took me five minutes to make it stop eating away my hair.
" Uh...are we going to do this or not." he asked.
" Yeah,yeah...whatever." Potate got into his place in the field."I'll make the first move...Okay Potate use NOM attack now.
" NOM...attack?"He raised a brow.
Β The little potato charged on his little legs as he jumped onto the flopping fish slowly biting away at it.But the fish didn't react to it.
"Um...is that it?" He sounded unimpressed.
"N-no it's...uh...yeah it doesn't do much." My arms slumped to my sides.
" I can't believe I wasted my lunch break on this."
" At least I don't have a useless fish." I muttered.Β
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β And at that the two teenager's left as the battle was useless in the first place.Β
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Hey I know it's been nearly 4 years since this story was first created but it's made me want to live again
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Oh my I completely forgot about that! XD glad it brought some light to your life! π
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Thank you.Thank you. *Bows down*
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Thanks I'm glad that u noticed!
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*cowers in a corner*
Nuu don't hurt me o great and powerful potato
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this is reminding meof this lil guy img.gawkerassets.com/img/18cj2β¦ XDΒ
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i have a friend that hates potatoes..... o.oΒ this is the perfect monster to scare him XD
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Oh my GODDDDDDD
I HAVE A NOTE ON MY TABLE THAT SAYS "the potato monster will eat you" AND I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORe!
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"The arrogance of men is thinking nature is in their control and not the other way around."
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BY THE POWER OF FRIES REPEL YOU!
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Oh my gosh, I love this so much! This is amazing
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OMG this is beautiful, you see I have a strange obsession with potatoes. My icon is even a purple one.
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o my gosh so scary
The texture of the potato is really awesome =o=
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This is so hilarious! It's the wierdest and most fantastic idea 
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LOL. I love the cut-out mouth, so good. Haha
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Somehow I instantaneously(very big word!) Knew dat was a potato... the potatoness is soooooooooooooo there ,meep
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