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Published: 2012-11-11 15:25:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 31883; Favourites: 2610; Downloads: 1079
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Quotes #6 | “You are 90% of the reason why I get up every morning. The other 10% is because I have to pee…”After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...
New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Comments: 160
The text is in Lorem Ipsum
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LOL!
For me, the 90% will be school. ;-;
Then the toilet thing.
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i tried reading the bg and i couldn't.
i think it's Latin
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HAH!
If you made it "because YOU have to pee" it would personify the mornings of dog owners.
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romantic and funny, my boyfriend will LOVE this!
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This used to be true for me but not anymore. But still very cool
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i got to show this yo my friend.
he'd laugh himself silly
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..."What I'm trying to say is, you snore and fart like a motherfucker."
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For me it is not a person, but a thing. Soon, you will all know what that thing is O_o
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With a name like "galaxy destroyer" i could probably guess what that is
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Lol, no it is not like that. My goal is actually the opposite
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you plan to create a galaxy? that is an admirable goal
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I also plan to save this one before creating a new one.
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This is great and funny and I like the quote but it's not art, you're not even trying to say it's art. You're getting comments like that because it doesn't belong here. If you were doing something different with the quote and putting effort into the design it would be ok but it's just a Microsoft Office font with a boring background. Take it elsewhere please, tumblr or facebook or something.
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Truth be told. That's why I always go to the toilet BEFORE I go to bed. That makes 90% of the reason why I get up is for work, while the other 10% is to show my gratitude for being alive.
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Please stick to posting these on facebook, sure it's a funny quote, but I'd like to see quality things that take more than 5 minutes to make...
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90% of the reason I visit DeviantArt is to see what crap has made it to the front page. The other 10% is because there might actually be something worth looking at.
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don't get it, unless I have to, I spend all day with girlfriend in bed, the only reasons to get up are uni and toilet...
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wow
It makes me sad that a quote copy pasted from some website gets more views than actual art.
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I know, people like you, me, and others have to work really hard for faves and views when this person pasted this quote on a background.
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Yeah.
I don't really mind that I get no views, but there are so many artists that deserve the views that this gets.
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tbh i personally dont even give a fuck about da faves or views or comments or w/e
im a tumblr artist with a reason
reason being 90% the fact shit like this ends on the front page
other 10% are crazy anime fangirls jesus fuck
either way this quote wasnt funny the first time nor other 94358 times i read it
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seriously, fucking idiots these days...
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