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Published: 2012-05-04 10:58:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 19278; Favourites: 1399; Downloads: 290
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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 74
i find myself doing it all the time...the sad part is when you say something funny and no one is around to hear it
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I'm gonna email this to all my friends on valentines day !
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I'm...not guilty of that....heh heh...I swear....
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i fell both proud and ashamed that i can relate to this
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its also funny when you sit there in dead silence, amongst other people and you start laughing at something and everyone is staring at you like you're crazy.
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I just realized, that i do this all the time. Its not that i figured that bit out, i knew that. It's that i realized those are some of the funniest conversations i've ever had.
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I reallly wish I could disagree but I'd be lying... and I don't do it out loud... its almost as bad as when I start laughing at something that happend in one of the books i'm reading
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Yeah, I know the feeling, I'll be sitting on break in class and I'll smile or laugh to myself, then I see someone staring like I grew another head. Man it must suck to have never read a good book. And everyone in my family runs around muttering or singing to themselves constantly. Sometimes I just watch my sister pace and mutter, and it's actually quite entertaining.
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This happens to me all the time, in the most awkward moments
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Want you married me ? xD
You are just weird ! I like it haha
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This is me all the time. I'd worry about my sanity but my great grandma always said every thing is fine as long as you don't answer yourself back.
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Then I should REALLY worry...
Other Me: True, true...
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but do you answer...??
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I'm glad someone finally understands my hilarity as much as myself. No, but in all seriousness, I do this way too much. Alas, I am an idiot, so it's only expected. I just can't get enough of myself, apparently. Anyway, this was hilarious, and brought a little insight into my day... idiotic insight, at that.
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So very true.
One never feels lonely with this kind of issue.
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Or that moment when you finally get the joke that you heard almost a year ago. Yeah. That doesn't help while you're in a restaurant.
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Which font is this? I feel like I've seen/used it before but I'm not sure.
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