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[2014-06-30 02:42:05 +0000 UTC]
"obviously i can watch my mouth"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 2; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 69
Watching: 43; Pageviews: 1415; Comments Made: 36; Friends: 43
# About me
one 21 guns ;
lay down your arms, give up the fight
castiel novak winchester
adopted little brother of sam and dean winchester
five foot nine inches
nephilim; half human, half angel
straight; somewhat asexual
socially awkward penguin
seventeen years old
was found by dean and sam on their doorstep and was originally led to believe that their father had a scandal with another woman
castiel has picked up quite the dry sense of humor from dean
he likes beer. a lot
he is a nephilim, meaning that he is the child of an angel and a human
has somewhat of a "everything needs to be done right the first time" attitude towards many things
nicknamed "twinkle toes" by meg and he hate hate hates it
but for some reason if anyone else calls him that besides her, it gets under his skin even more
at first believed that if anything bad happened to anyone it was their own fault. he expects people to learn from their mistakes
really likes ed edd n eddy
drafted into the army when he turned 19
still always willing to bleed for the winchesters
{{ but yes, this is castiel crossed over with jake harper from two and a half men u w u i rp him from ages 6-19 too, but the main default of the acc is 17. }}
supernatural © eric kripke
two and a half men © cbs
voiceclaim + faceclaim © misha collins | singing voiceclaim © sia
# Comments
Comments: 45
(( *cough* this might be benvolio *cough*
yes i made another account
i spent like
a day on it- ))
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[[ I kinda want to make Dean, but I dunno. ]]
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[ And now I find myself really wanting to make the Sam but haven't seen this show in soooooooo long I ]
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| /lays on this account ~
Hiiiiiya there - sweet account ! |
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" ....
why the fuck don't i get a trenchcoat!?? "
/bitch face
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/puts a trenchcoat on his head
"Now you have one-"
[ /shot ]
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' ' Uhhh
Uhhhhhh
I think I'm lost again-- ' '
/ best I could do as of this moment /
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/hysterical laughter behind some garbage because this dude's SHADES tho
/pffffttbtbtbt
/th a n k
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/ an d off goes the shades to clean them off /
/ so not realizing they are ridiculous /
/ w e l co me f r ien d /
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/and guffawing continues
/stands up from behind the garbage cans
" nice shades- "
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/ looks to him with a brow raised /
/ blinking confused why he was behind the cans
' ' Thanks-- ' '
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" no pppppppft-- problem- "
/falls over laughing
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' ' Dude
What are you fuckin' laughin' at ' '
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" what do you see in those yellow eyes?
as i'm fallin' to pieces. "
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" i can't compete with a she-wolf who has brought me to my knees! "
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" did she lie in wait? was i bait to pull you in? "
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[ Men men men men manly men men men men~ /murdered ]
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{{ o h oh oooh oooh oohhh~ 
" i do not sound like that anymore- "
{{ no fourth wall oops }}
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"What are they doing-? "
[The fourth wall is no longer a thing I ]
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" they are singing the old theme song to two and a half men :U "
/glares
" my voice is much deeper now, thanks very much. "
{{ i cant }}
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"Oh okay-"
/wonders where the fourth wall went
/there is a gaping hole where it used to be
[ icanteither ]
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" wh- "
/now feels his face for a beard
" did i forget to shave again- "
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" No, we are two different entities that can sustain life. "
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" oh okay- "
/awkward silence because con f us e d
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" Did I confuse your.. mind..? "
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" somewhat, yes, if that's how you wanna put it- "
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" I'm sincerely sorry for the confusion, I promise to have a much simpler vocabulary. "
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[ Pardon me while I fangirl because this is perfecto ]
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{{ of course, you know i wouldn't let anyone else steal this idea hella }}
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" just the thought of such a thing is laughable.
you really should go now- "
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