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[2016-01-20 14:53:13 +0000 UTC]
"per aspera ad astra"
(Poland)
# Statistics
Favourites: 229; Deviations: 239; Watchers: 49
Watching: 78; Pageviews: 11748; Comments Made: 2404; Friends: 78
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Zdzisław Beksiński, Salvadore Dali, Aleksander Gierymski, Edvard Munch, Leon Wyczółkowski, Hieronim Bosch,Michał Orłowski, William Turner.Favorite movies: Gwiezdne wojny, Piąty element, Nietykalni, Rambo / Star Wars, Fifth Element, Untouchable, Rambo
Favorite bands / musical artists: Dead can dance, Tangerine Dream, Santana, Barry White, Eric Clapton, Nina Simone, Frank Sinatra
Favorite books: "Śpiąc w płomieniu" / "Sleeping in Flame", "Kod da Vinci" / "The Da Vinci Code", "Gra w klasy"/ "Hopscotch", "Mistrz i Małgorzata" / "The Master and Margarita", "Terra nostra" and many others.
Favorite writers: Jonathan Carroll, Dan Brown, Julio Cortazar, Michaił Bułhakow, Umberto Eco, Carlos Fuentes, Frank Herbert, Robert Ludlum.
Favorite games: Morrowind, Doom, Dungeon Siege, The dawn of magic, Sprinter cell.
Favorite gaming platform: PC
Tools of the Trade: graphite pencils, sometimes watercolour pencils, crayons, paper
Other Interests: flowers, how the universe works, decorating nails, good wine, singing
# Social Links
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# Comments
Comments: 110
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Thank you so much for the favorite and for the points! I really appreciate it. Have a nice day!
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Pięknie dziękuję za pamięć i życzenia
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All the pleasure is on my side to look so wonderful photos.
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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Pięknie dziękuję 
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To będą i następne..dziesiat...oby jak najwięcej.....
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Cała przyjemność po mojej stronie 
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Thank you so much for the Llama! Please feel yourself invited to take a look at my gallery anytime! Consider watching me and checking out my commission info, listed at my signature below! 😊
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Dziękuję za piękny tort i ciekawe dodatki
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Rozumiem, piramidka na osłodę życia 
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Thanks for your kind words, all the and the Watch.
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Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Drama llama
Calmer llama
Farmer llama
Duck!
Thx for the llama
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It's very nice
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I za Llame tez dziekuje
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To motto... Kiedyś w pamiętniku wpisał mi je polonista (jeszcze w podstawówce), który uczył nas raptem rok. Był wówczas świeżo po studiach, na takim stażu. I bardzo wryło mi się w pamięć, a w życiu... idzie za mną krok w krok.
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Ja tez zapamietalam te motto ze szkoly
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