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[2009-02-01 08:49:00 +0000 UTC]
"Howard M. Shum"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 278; Deviations: 1184; Watchers: 816
Watching: 235; Pageviews: 81702; Comments Made: 7689; Friends: 235
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Walt Kelly, Al Capp, Shane Glines, Kenichi SonodaFavorite movies: Before Sunset, Aliens, Barton Fink, Rear Window
Favorite writers: Miguel de Cervantes, Voltaire, Terry Pratchett, James Cameron, David Mamet, Joel and Ethan Coen
Other Interests: filmmaking, drawing, writing, reading
# Social Links
https://www.instagram.com/howardshumart/https://twitter.com/howardshum
https://www.youtube.com/howardshum
# About me
I'm the creator-writer-inker of Gazillion, Intrigue, Fat Boy & Harvey, and Gun Fu. I'm the co-creator, writer, inker of Alpha Monkey. I'm the creator-writer of Hyperkinetic, Fusillade, and Supertemporal.Current Residence: Los Angeles, CA
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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Early Birthday wishes to you next week Howard my man and may it be so EPIC SWEET!
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I saw that you're going to be at SDCC. Awesome! We'll see you down there.
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Yeah, I'll be in Artists Alley DD-22. Are you guys going to be anywhere specific or just wandering around? Remember, I need to do a new drawing of you.
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