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crashman-alpha [6206160] [2007-12-16 01:10:05 +0000 UTC] "Half wit." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1651; Deviations: 89; Watchers: 641

Watching: 90; Pageviews: 82725; Comments Made: 5892; Friends: 90

# About me

Just a weird guy who likes weird things. my hobbies include gaming, watching bad youtube videos, messing around in mmd, and being depressed. Although the last one isn't really a hobby.

also I'm one of those guys on DA who likes weird shit and sometimes uploads it and asks strangers to draw it. more often than the people who hate that stuff would like ("never") but not as often as the people who are into it would like ("all that I ever do") which means I let everyone down!

I'm a hipster but not the katana-fedora kind. Scimitars are cooler.

despite all this i won't bite your head off if you try to talk to me although i'm timid and fluster easily so i'll probably sound alienating but I don't mean to be.

# Comments

Comments: 286

Ilikefri [2024-02-08 22:29:39 +0000 UTC]

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crashman-alpha In reply to Ilikefri [2024-02-09 02:26:34 +0000 UTC]

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Nymhdaj [2023-11-20 03:48:05 +0000 UTC]

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zeeeeesseeeeeee [2023-03-01 22:10:50 +0000 UTC]

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Ilikefri [2023-02-09 23:22:48 +0000 UTC]

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crashman-alpha In reply to Ilikefri [2023-02-10 04:06:32 +0000 UTC]

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AliceXDuy [2023-02-08 17:42:56 +0000 UTC]

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crashman-alpha In reply to AliceXDuy [2023-02-10 04:06:24 +0000 UTC]

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batoS2 [2022-06-09 07:28:04 +0000 UTC]

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unkownsupat [2020-11-22 12:08:27 +0000 UTC]

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shuramochi [2020-11-11 12:42:17 +0000 UTC]

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TheRandom500 [2020-11-01 09:00:53 +0000 UTC]

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crashman-alpha In reply to TheRandom500 [2020-11-05 03:06:37 +0000 UTC]

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TheRandom500 In reply to crashman-alpha [2020-11-05 06:53:06 +0000 UTC]

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TheRandom500 [2019-04-21 08:21:04 +0000 UTC]

Hello it's been a while how are things?

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crashman-alpha In reply to TheRandom500 [2019-04-22 01:28:22 +0000 UTC]

heya. sorry i've been sparse, work been wearing me down quite a bit lately. how've you been?

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TheRandom500 In reply to crashman-alpha [2019-04-22 10:24:06 +0000 UTC]

Ive been doing alright i just wanted to know how you were

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crashman-alpha In reply to TheRandom500 [2019-04-24 01:40:15 +0000 UTC]

that's good. like I said, I've been mostly stressed out as of late.

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TheRandom500 In reply to crashman-alpha [2019-04-24 05:49:58 +0000 UTC]

I see hopefully things do get better for you soon

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Dae-Hoon [2018-12-12 01:11:17 +0000 UTC]

Hello! I've discovered that you're into girls separated in half. Am I right?

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crashman-alpha In reply to Dae-Hoon [2018-12-12 02:19:57 +0000 UTC]

yes.

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Aklim95 In reply to crashman-alpha [2020-04-18 00:32:30 +0000 UTC]

So do I

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Dae-Hoon In reply to crashman-alpha [2018-12-12 02:43:27 +0000 UTC]

Same here!

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Ms-Frankie [2018-12-11 15:47:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for faving!

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CallMeYukari [2018-09-12 12:31:37 +0000 UTC]

Yep, this is a fetish. 

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Blaul-Part [2017-08-14 22:55:54 +0000 UTC]

Gotta say, you have the most half-assed taste in women.

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crashman-alpha In reply to Blaul-Part [2017-09-07 15:44:59 +0000 UTC]

nice pun, shame i'm so late. i need to work on getting a head of things.

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Blaul-Part In reply to crashman-alpha [2017-09-07 22:44:31 +0000 UTC]

It's okay. It's nothing to come apart over.

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Aklim95 In reply to Blaul-Part [2017-08-15 14:27:54 +0000 UTC]

*rimshot*

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Blaul-Part In reply to Aklim95 [2017-08-15 15:44:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you folks, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waiter.

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TheAngineer [2017-06-29 18:03:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm surprised I haven't watched you yet

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crashman-alpha In reply to TheAngineer [2017-07-05 03:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Heh, its alrighty. thanks for the watch ;^^

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batoS2 [2017-06-04 08:42:32 +0000 UTC]

Could you make Sanae Kochiya cut in half?
She looks hot while showing his tummy.

Same as Reimu.

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crashman-alpha In reply to batoS2 [2017-06-06 21:29:39 +0000 UTC]

when I start working on requests again I can try

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batoS2 In reply to crashman-alpha [2017-06-13 07:25:47 +0000 UTC]

Yes!.

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L0ler [2016-12-28 23:03:59 +0000 UTC]

Link to new account
twatbuoy6000.deviantart.com

Psst .... this account is busted by my parents so i have to move to a new one

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Pepper-Color [2016-10-02 01:37:10 +0000 UTC]

fav.me/d8826e9

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crashman-alpha In reply to Pepper-Color [2016-10-03 00:24:14 +0000 UTC]

thanx for sharing.

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Dragonikku [2016-07-20 07:32:01 +0000 UTC]

Hi there! I'm finally finished with your request! dragonikku.deviantart.com/art/…
I am SO SORRY for the wait, but here it is! I hope you like it! :0

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randomperson77 [2016-06-09 02:38:35 +0000 UTC]

your request is done

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Mawnoos [2016-06-03 18:13:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for watching!

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crashman-alpha In reply to Mawnoos [2016-06-06 23:23:56 +0000 UTC]

thank you for being awesome!

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Mawnoos In reply to crashman-alpha [2016-06-07 10:25:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh, stop it, you!

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AzureBlaziken [2016-04-10 01:21:52 +0000 UTC]

Hey, thanks for the Fave, Glad you love Layla!

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LeeLeeBean [2016-03-29 19:41:25 +0000 UTC]

If you love your mom then post this to 20 people, a girl ignored this and her mom died 365 days later (;w; i love my mom i cant ignore ;w; sorry

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crashman-alpha In reply to LeeLeeBean [2016-03-29 19:44:59 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/Ja06DJrFe5E

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goddessofownage [2016-03-23 01:59:43 +0000 UTC]

You're request is done. I hope you like it

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kingofthedededes73 [2016-03-19 13:28:43 +0000 UTC]

your commission is done

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Alkemi-chan [2016-03-18 14:16:15 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the favourite! 

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ZachieKat [2016-03-06 05:41:34 +0000 UTC]

Ready ~  fav.me/d9u7aof

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