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candyexorcist [4247360] [2007-02-26 04:29:07 +0000 UTC] "I do things." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1979; Deviations: 426; Watchers: 141

Watching: 139; Pageviews: 39608; Comments Made: 22612; Friends: 139

# Interests

Favorite movies: The Brothers Bloom, Pacific Rim, The Winter Soldier
Favorite TV shows: Portlandia,
Favorite bands / musical artists: Queen, Florence + The Machine, Arctic Monkeys
Favorite books: Too many to list, but currently Good Omens, Lighthousekeeping and Paradise Lost
Favorite writers: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, the classic Victorian novelists... try me.
Favorite games: That one where you sit by your window and stare REALLY HARD at passersby. Or Exquisite Corpse.
Tools of the Trade: HP Photosmart Express/Essential, Photoshop, paint.NET, pencil and paper
Other Interests: Roleplaying, Tumblr, fanwork, writing and all manner of creative work

# About me

I am a writer of the unreal, a drawer of the whimsical and forever at battle with my own estimation of my worth and talent; grasping frantically at straws and strings and loose threads, never able to hold onto one long enough to satisfy myself, to wrap around and anchor. I am devouringly destructive, boilingly creative, diamond-faceted and Tiffany-glass-fragile. I need you.

Commissions are always open unless otherwise announced (see the squares below for specifics); however, thanks to certain conditions, I often have a long turnaround time/backlog... please keep this in mind, and be patient with me if you are kind enough to commission me. Thank you in advance!



I do literature and art commissions/trades; basically, anything that can be experienced in its full on the two-dimensional screen.

# Comments

Comments: 1826

kurayami3nobara [2023-12-09 20:20:30 +0000 UTC]

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candyexorcist In reply to kurayami3nobara [2024-03-04 01:36:15 +0000 UTC]

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MrMadManiac [2016-12-13 04:19:14 +0000 UTC]

Have a happy birthday!

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candyexorcist In reply to MrMadManiac [2018-06-08 15:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Wow, thank you! I didn't realize I'd never checked my messages on here till just now...

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MrMadManiac In reply to candyexorcist [2018-06-09 00:39:41 +0000 UTC]

...You're welcome! I had to check when I sent that message, too...

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das-Diddy [2016-02-15 12:44:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the and the . ^^

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candyexorcist In reply to das-Diddy [2016-04-15 01:21:34 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome! You're fantastic <3

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das-Diddy In reply to candyexorcist [2016-04-15 10:56:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. ^^

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KehXKeova [2016-01-19 03:44:43 +0000 UTC]

Best of luck with your art slump, as well!!

Listening to music while I draw is helping me right now. It might help you, too! ^_^

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candyexorcist In reply to KehXKeova [2016-02-09 07:12:33 +0000 UTC]

That's... actually a really great idea. Thank you! I love doing that.

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KehXKeova In reply to candyexorcist [2016-02-10 05:48:59 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

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thereal9thdoctor [2015-07-14 03:17:33 +0000 UTC]

Heyah! Sorry out being incommunicado for so long. Hope we might be able to talk sometime.

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candyexorcist In reply to thereal9thdoctor [2015-08-01 01:01:56 +0000 UTC]

Nice to see you up and about again It's been a while.

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thereal9thdoctor In reply to candyexorcist [2015-08-01 01:05:54 +0000 UTC]

Hey! I'm glad to hear from ya. I honestly have missed you. How have you been doing? I really am sorry for not contacting you for so long... in between some bad crap happening and no laptop for almost a year I haven't been able to get on.

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candyexorcist In reply to thereal9thdoctor [2015-08-03 03:19:44 +0000 UTC]

I haven't been around either for several reasons, but things have been eventful. I hope things are better for you now Β 

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thereal9thdoctor In reply to candyexorcist [2015-08-03 05:09:57 +0000 UTC]

They arent perfect but certainly better. So what have you been up to? I am screwed on my projects right now with no laptop. Been focusing on getting back into building models and collecting again.

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candyexorcist In reply to thereal9thdoctor [2015-08-03 21:14:42 +0000 UTC]

Mm, not a lot of creative things recently, but a few big things. I'm actually working on a collection of poetry!

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thereal9thdoctor In reply to candyexorcist [2015-08-04 00:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Verrah cool, milady! Is it going to be published?

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candyexorcist In reply to thereal9thdoctor [2015-08-04 00:53:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm planning to self-publish it!

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thereal9thdoctor In reply to candyexorcist [2015-08-04 03:26:41 +0000 UTC]

Been thinking about that with my stuff. I abandoned Crimson Angel. Tje comic I currently wanna pursue developing is The Survivors. I ever tell
You about it?

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candyexorcist In reply to thereal9thdoctor [2015-08-04 03:32:47 +0000 UTC]

I actually don't remember if you have yet.

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thereal9thdoctor In reply to candyexorcist [2015-08-04 03:53:36 +0000 UTC]

The basic idea is Star Trek meets Armageddon meets Lost In Space. The survivors of a fledgling Martian colony that is severely damaged after an asteriod destroys Earth are rescued by an alien named Kolab who had come to our system to warn us of an alien race called the Shi'Rah'Ka. He arived too late. He provides the surviors with a ship they call the USS DESTINY, and agree to help him raise a rebellion against the Shi'Rah'Ka who
Have designs on a tyrannical galactic empire

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Oreo411 [2015-02-08 21:50:27 +0000 UTC]

oh mah g! you know vampirates.... you're my new best friend

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candyexorcist In reply to Oreo411 [2015-02-12 11:05:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh hah, I haven't thought of that series in A LONG time! But yeah, it needs more love!

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Oreo411 In reply to candyexorcist [2015-02-14 14:46:14 +0000 UTC]

it truly does, I finally completed it when I got dead deep for my birthday

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PhoenixPyre [2015-01-08 00:59:39 +0000 UTC]

restlesshands.deviantart.com/a…
Thought you may get a kick outta this

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candyexorcist In reply to PhoenixPyre [2015-02-12 11:06:06 +0000 UTC]

That's precious!

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MrMadManiac [2014-12-10 00:04:53 +0000 UTC]

So, how are those requests coming along?

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candyexorcist In reply to MrMadManiac [2015-01-07 02:14:39 +0000 UTC]

I've been without a scanner for a while, but they should be up soon ^^

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MrMadManiac In reply to candyexorcist [2015-01-07 02:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Okeydoke!

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candyexorcist In reply to MrMadManiac [2015-01-07 03:08:00 +0000 UTC]

I do have a few sketches and original prose pieces that I plan to upload because I have them in Sta.sh, but other things may have to wait. Sorry ;;

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MrMadManiac In reply to candyexorcist [2015-01-07 03:12:15 +0000 UTC]

Okay!

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MrMadManiac [2014-11-17 23:30:26 +0000 UTC]

Azathoth (at least my human version of him) is a silly little thing. So powerful, but the gleeful mind of a retarded child.

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candyexorcist In reply to MrMadManiac [2014-11-21 02:24:50 +0000 UTC]

He sounds delightful, tbh. Colors...?

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MrMadManiac In reply to candyexorcist [2014-11-21 03:52:44 +0000 UTC]

I mainly imagine Azy to be completely monochrome, although I suppose you could make him pale if you want.

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candyexorcist In reply to MrMadManiac [2014-11-25 03:16:20 +0000 UTC]

OK, that works. I was wondering, since I offered color in the giveaway, but monochrome is cool!

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ShadowAeroku [2014-11-13 22:29:43 +0000 UTC]

Heya! Here to give you some love because I really appreciate all your comment on my art even when I'm not producing much! I feel inspired now. Keep up the awesome imagination and artwork

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candyexorcist In reply to ShadowAeroku [2014-11-17 07:22:28 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much! It's the best feeling in the world to hear that I'm inspiring!

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SheWhoShines [2014-11-13 04:08:16 +0000 UTC]



folded his arms and propped up against the wall.Β  Slowly, deliberately, he arched a brow.Β 

The farmer spoke with as much reserve: "Erik, you look like a nervous wreck."

While at first reading this sentence may appear harsh (and certainly the vampire's sardonic, sharp voice hardly increased the apparent "kindness" of his statement), this was actually Ted-speak for Hey, buddy, are you okay?Β 

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candyexorcist In reply to SheWhoShines [2015-01-07 02:31:18 +0000 UTC]

Geier, who had long since learned to interpret the idiosyncracies of the Theodorian dialect, merely shrugged and leaned himself up against the wall next to his friend.

While giving the appearance of insouciance, his shoulders were hiked just a little too high to be at ease, and his fingers were wrapped tight around his biceps. The slim heel of his boot ground nervously against the ground, though he tried to disguise it as filling in a little depression in the ground next to his foot.

"Vat you mean, Teddy? I'm vine."

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SheWhoShines In reply to candyexorcist [2015-01-07 04:10:27 +0000 UTC]

((I MISSED YOUR WRITING SO MUCH. Β Every sentence was gold! "The idiosyncrasies of the Theodorian dialect," gah, I almost died.))

"Uh-huh." Theodore, unconvinced, examined the younger vampire. Β He crossed his arms: "You're as good at lying as my granddaughter is at making snowballs."Β 

There were few people in the world that the farmer counted as friends. Β Geier wasn't one of them. Β Somewhere along the way the temperamental swordsman had graduated from the "friend" category and invaded territory Theodore considered sacred. Β Geier was family. Β 

"I know something's bothering you."

Despite his youthful appearance, Theodore was at heart a crotchety old man. Β When he saw his family unsettled, he would never hesitate to meddle with their affairs and force them into painful reconciliation with whatever issue faced them. Β 

Now and again, though, he knew all that need be offered (at least initially) was his heartfelt concern:

"Spit it out."Β 

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candyexorcist In reply to SheWhoShines [2015-01-07 04:29:47 +0000 UTC]

((I'm so glad I missed yours too!))

Geier twitched his head sideways in a noncommital/nervy gesture, pale eyes drifting slightly away from the other vampire's.

"It''s nozink. Honestly. Vhy vould you assume zat? I'm no different zan I usually am, I'd zay." A little terse.

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SheWhoShines In reply to candyexorcist [2015-01-07 06:16:58 +0000 UTC]

"Maybe you're right," Theodore shrugged. "But if 'nozink' bothers you, then it bothers me too."

He inspected his thumb nonchalantly. "And I can bite 'nozink' pretty hard, if need be."

((On a totally unrelated note I've actually read an entire novel in German now!! Β It's called Dangerous Relationships and it's by Senocak))

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candyexorcist In reply to SheWhoShines [2015-06-04 01:22:03 +0000 UTC]

Geier pouted, scuffing his pointy toes in the dirt.

"Honestly, Teddy, is nozink. I'm vine. Not vorryink about anyzink at all, I nefer vorry about anyzink," he insisted, sounding rather testy for someone who was claiming he wasn't worried at all (and, in fact, was taking his "reassurance" into the "boldfaced lie" territory).

((owo!! That's exciting! Also, guess who forgot this post existed...))

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zero0810 [2014-11-10 19:21:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the +WATCH!

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dark-precipice [2014-11-10 18:14:54 +0000 UTC]

Hey, thanks for all the favs and the watch! I'll try not to disappoint!

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candyexorcist In reply to dark-precipice [2014-11-10 18:34:23 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome!! I'm all about that Lovecraft And your style/character designs tickle me.

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dark-precipice In reply to candyexorcist [2014-11-10 18:36:22 +0000 UTC]

I am tickled to hear this.

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candyexorcist In reply to dark-precipice [2014-11-10 18:41:52 +0000 UTC]

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Eozspike [2014-10-20 02:29:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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