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ForeverEvanescent [2019-08-10 20:20:59 +0000 UTC]

Nikki SensesNikki Senses
"You'll never get away with this!" Nikki shouted, spitting at her and Nerris' captor, Pikeman. She and Nerris were bound to a tree with a rope, with the other wood scouts, Snake, Jermy, and Petrol surrounding them.
"ACK! You'll pay for that you wild animal!" Pikeman yelled before trying to wipe the spit off of his blemished face. While he was distracted, Nikki and Nerris started whispering to each other.
"So, what are we going to do now, Nikki?"
"We wait for Gwen to come and save us."
"What is Gwen going to do?" Nerris asked, looking at Nikki like she had just tried to eat her own mattress.
"Gwen is super strong and cool! She can take care of these losers easy," Nikki explained, her eyes going starry eyes thinking of her mother figure, Gwen. Their relationship had grown since their Netflix binge a week ago.
"Well even if that were true, how will she even know where we are?" Nerris asked, still not entirely on board with Nikki's logic.
"Oh, she grew this thing she ca

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ForeverEvanescent [2019-06-19 21:25:17 +0000 UTC]

The PromiseThe Promise
Nikki was scared. I know what you’re asking yourself; why was the adventurous Nikki scared? Well, she was starting her new school tomorrow. Nikki was sitting on her bed, with her chin on her knees, and her arms wrapped around her knees. Nikki had always been the outcast in her schools, which included her being ignored by everyone, including teachers. She was never physically bullied, but the fact that students and even teachers pretended to ignore her made her scared and sad.
Before Nikki could dwell on those thoughts, the door to her room opened, and in came her adoptive mother, Gwen. Gwen had become Nikki’s mother over the summer, after her mother had been put in jail for child neglect when she was found in her house for two days all by herself without food. Gwen had willingly took her in, as the two had gotten close over the summer, with Nikki even confessing the dark things that went on in her home, including the real reason she had a bandage on her c

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Shirley-Agnew-Art [2019-06-09 13:54:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favourite!

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ForeverEvanescent [2019-01-22 00:56:57 +0000 UTC]

Chocolate for NikkiChocolate for Nikki
“Man, I hope Nikki likes this. It cost me a fucking arm and a leg to get this, and I’ve been out here for a fucking hour,” Max mumbled to himself, walking through the forest with the goal of seeking out his green haired crush with a box of chocolates in his hand. Max was normally not one for clichés, but he had heard from Nerris that Nikki had a thing for chocolate, so it seemed to make sense to get her some chocolates. The problem was that Max had no idea where Nikki was. He went to Nikki and Nerris’ tent to look for her, but Nerris had told him that she left.
As Max continued his trek through the woods, he heard some leaves rustling. He looked around briefly, but concluded that it was just a bit of wind. He continued walking, but he heard the rustling again, along with some speedy footsteps. Max looked around, even looking behind the bushes. But since he was bent down face first in a thick bush, he wasn’t able to see what

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ForeverEvanescent [2018-10-19 23:17:59 +0000 UTC]

Marriage ProposalMarriage Proposal

“Hey Max.”
“What’s up, Nikki?”
“Would you marry me?”
Max spat out his drink all over the grass he was sitting on, turning slowly at the green haired little girl who had asked him for his hand in marriage. He looked at her with his mouth wide open, and his eyes wide with beads of sweat dripping down his face.
“But…we…we…we’re not even…dating!” Max inadvertently shrieked, with Nikki’s cheeks puffing a little from the laughter she was holding in. Max, realizing what he did, blushed and turned away from Nikki.
“Huh? We share a tent together, we go out on dates in the woods, sometimes kiss and hold hands. I could’ve sworn we were dating this whole time,” Nikki explained once she regained control of her laughter, her face blushing and her eyes getting a faraway look as she remembered all the times the two spent alone together.
“What!? I thought we were j

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ForeverEvanescent [2018-06-07 01:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Max's Ulterior MotiveMax’s Ulterior Motive
Max and David were in the camp infirmary, recovering from the injuries inflicted upon them by the Quartermaster. Despite their many injuries, they felt a small sense of pride, as they were partly responsible for bringing the camp enough money to survive.
“Well, we somehow did it Gwen,” David said, with a smile on his face and his voice breaking. Gwen looked at him with a small smile before nodding.
“Yeah…I guess we did,” Gwen mumbled, still drowsy from the pain relievers they were given. They reached in for a celebratory kiss, before the door to the infirmary suddenly burst open revealing Max on the other side.
“Are you decent?” Max quipped with a smirk on his face and his arms crossed in front og his chest. The two camp counselors quickly backed away from each other, and looked at Max with their faces completely covered by a blush. “Oh stop with the shy act, everyone at the camp knows that you two are fucking

You liked one of my Camp Camp fanfics a while back, so I thought you might like this. 

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Shirley-Agnew-Art [2018-01-16 14:27:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favourite Miles!

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Endo1357 [2017-12-28 21:16:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!

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LaurenIpsome [2017-12-10 22:49:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the faves on "Trussing the Widow" and "Performance Art"

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ARstories [2017-12-10 05:23:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for faving my story Survivor !

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KaidokJ [2017-12-09 10:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on 129 - She's lifting the guy raising the bar...

I saw a guy raise a bar right over his head once. Damnedest thing I ever saw. He just tore it out of the floor, fixtures and everything. Glass went flying everywhere. The barflies started screaming. And the local chapter of the Guild for Retired Carnival Animals, who had been calmly mourning the passage of Charles the Chimp, suffered a collective strongman related PTSD flashback and decided to riot. It was a complete circus. We still don’t know why he did it, or why he took the bar with him. I mean, who does that? But I do know that he won’t be welcomed back. Too much beer has been spilled. Too many good kegs gone before their time. We will not forget. We will not forgive.

#BeerFeud

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EvilDogBum [2017-09-13 06:47:22 +0000 UTC]

sorry

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oviedomedina [2017-08-11 02:23:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favorite!

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EvilDogBum [2017-07-11 03:28:27 +0000 UTC]

Instead of getting over one faze of your life shouldn't you move into another without changing who you are to the world? Forgive me for being old, but that's how it use to go, and it worked well.
Either way... good luck to you bro~

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schwahh [2017-06-05 15:56:22 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the watch!

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adelineday [2017-06-01 10:47:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch!

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Shirley-Agnew-Art [2017-06-01 07:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the favourites and the watch!

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EvilDogBum [2017-05-31 04:26:20 +0000 UTC]

My guess is your major in college is English.
Let me know when you need advice for a good law school afterwards

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Waackery [2017-05-28 16:24:12 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't thank you enough for the fanfic!!!! I wanted to do a fanart earlier but I had some issues with my tablet!!! thank you so much again!!!!

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Waackery [2017-04-29 19:06:10 +0000 UTC]

Sorry to bother, but it's ok to request a squidward/sandy fanfic?
I see you like the pairing like me, so I wondered if it was ok to ask <3

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pedro-amaral-couto [2017-03-26 11:18:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for adding the "Godfather, Vito Corleone caricature " onto your Favourites, Miles.
 

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WanderingInMyOwnMind [2017-03-13 01:35:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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KaidokJ [2017-03-12 05:20:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ . He has no license, can’t see well and is easily distracted so there’s good chance we’ll never make our destination. But since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I crashed through the 4th wall.

Anyway, thanks for the watch.

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.  

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly, free funny stories in most fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Not every piece has a story written but DS prefix pics definitely do. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles . (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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Agent-Upsilon [2017-03-07 02:21:26 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for faving!!!!

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FoxfromWonderland [2017-03-03 22:29:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for +watch!! <3

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Endo1357 [2017-03-02 02:06:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fave!

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catpug [2017-02-27 06:33:50 +0000 UTC]

thank you so much for the watch!!

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StrangelyShiny [2017-02-25 04:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Hello there! Thank you very much for choosing to join  . Feel free to submit your written works to our gallery and help yourself to sampling the works of other writers our gallery has to offer. A writing prompt, our theme of the week, is produced every Monday to help provide creative inspiration. I hope we'll be able to help you grow as a writer. 

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