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Retortic [30949291] [2014-04-19 14:37:29 +0000 UTC] (Unknown)

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# Comments

Comments: 542

Bipolarmania [2024-06-28 23:00:31 +0000 UTC]

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Bipolarmania [2023-01-18 00:37:37 +0000 UTC]

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Bipolarmania [2021-10-05 00:06:42 +0000 UTC]

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Bipolarmania [2020-02-23 22:40:04 +0000 UTC]

Soon

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2020-02-24 20:21:38 +0000 UTC]

this sounds like a threat I don't like this

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Bipolarmania [2020-01-29 15:47:01 +0000 UTC]

Less than a month

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2020-01-29 15:54:50 +0000 UTC]

this is about my birthday isn't it

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2020-01-29 21:38:49 +0000 UTC]

Soon

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2020-01-29 23:54:52 +0000 UTC]

LEAVE

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2020-01-31 00:03:33 +0000 UTC]

Smooch

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2020-01-29 15:54:33 +0000 UTC]

omg what are you counting down for!?

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Bipolarmania [2019-12-22 01:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Beep

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-12-22 04:55:51 +0000 UTC]

Boop!

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-12-26 16:22:02 +0000 UTC]

Gasp. hallo

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-12-27 17:12:54 +0000 UTC]

merr chrism and hppy newyee

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2020-01-06 01:33:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeeyee

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LordImprerium [2019-11-09 02:50:40 +0000 UTC]

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Retortic In reply to LordImprerium [2019-11-24 03:47:52 +0000 UTC]

Ok Boomer

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LordImprerium In reply to Retortic [2019-11-25 20:44:41 +0000 UTC]

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Retortic In reply to LordImprerium [2019-11-26 04:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Nice try Alex but how does it feel like to hide behind an anonymous account?

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LordImprerium In reply to Retortic [2019-11-26 16:58:59 +0000 UTC]

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Retortic In reply to LordImprerium [2019-11-27 02:40:11 +0000 UTC]

someone who sent dick pics to underage girls now get the fuck off

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Bipolarmania [2019-03-15 22:16:31 +0000 UTC]

Smoooooch noises come from a box left outside your door

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-03-16 14:26:34 +0000 UTC]

...throws away the whole box

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-03-18 02:20:43 +0000 UTC]

Even louder smooches from trash can "BBY WHY YOU DO ME LIKE THIS"

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-03-18 03:29:39 +0000 UTC]

IGNORE THE SMOOCHY TRASH CAN

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-03-20 00:45:20 +0000 UTC]

BBY WHY, I WANNA GIVE YOU THE WORLD. WHY YOU DO ME LIKE THIS

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-03-26 06:29:26 +0000 UTC]

OUT

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-03-26 19:55:19 +0000 UTC]

;'(

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Gaboris [2019-02-27 02:00:14 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday from Hungary!
Keep up the good work.

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Retortic In reply to Gaboris [2019-02-27 05:08:28 +0000 UTC]

Hey hey Thanks my dude!! <3
Much love <3333

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Bipolarmania [2019-02-20 02:15:47 +0000 UTC]

A week away.

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-02-20 03:00:48 +0000 UTC]

??????

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Bipolarmania [2019-02-20 02:15:25 +0000 UTC]

Soon

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-02-20 03:01:02 +0000 UTC]

oh i think i know what you're talking about and i'm terrified now

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-02-21 18:45:53 +0000 UTC]

I will never forget bby

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-02-21 22:13:32 +0000 UTC]

fuck dude i should've hide my shit

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-02-22 19:45:17 +0000 UTC]

I remember from years of knowing ;3

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-02-23 08:22:34 +0000 UTC]

please no
spare me

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-02-24 02:25:19 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna make my daughter sing to you she loves singing happy birthday

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-02-24 11:45:33 +0000 UTC]

OH NO MY HEART

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-02-24 23:58:58 +0000 UTC]

BOTH OF MY DAUGHTERS

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-02-25 03:47:54 +0000 UTC]

....wait you have TWO DAUGHTERS?!

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-02-25 08:11:18 +0000 UTC]

I GAINED ONE RECENTLY. SHES FOUR AND ALSO DOOF. her name is Holly

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-02-26 18:06:57 +0000 UTC]

ASH AND HOLLY??? CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG

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Bipolarmania In reply to Retortic [2019-02-26 19:15:12 +0000 UTC]

Yee. Also birth

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Retortic In reply to Bipolarmania [2019-02-27 05:10:14 +0000 UTC]

...mm who?
oh wait

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EveningDreemer [2018-03-11 02:15:15 +0000 UTC]

//busts in through the doggy door

AAAAAAAAAAAA

//grabs and hugs

 

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Retortic In reply to EveningDreemer [2018-03-11 02:51:50 +0000 UTC]

Lmao hey hey~

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EveningDreemer In reply to Retortic [2018-03-11 02:59:33 +0000 UTC]

how is the baaaaabe

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