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[2007-06-08 19:10:46 +0000 UTC]
"Steven Fries"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 112; Deviations: 24; Watchers: 4
Watching: 27; Pageviews: 3001; Comments Made: 49; Friends: 27
# Comments
Comments: 34
Stevey! Its your old childhood friend Dan!! Do you have a telephone number or an email so i can get back in touch with you?
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Anyway, disregarding certain failed human beings, I'll hopefully be uploading more art soon. I've got some pieces I've done in my Drawing and Painting class, and I'm taking a portfolio class at Temple's illustrious Tyler School of Art later this month. With luck, I'll be posting more from that said school once I apply. 
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Oh and ONE more THING! I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO EVERYTHING THAT I MAKE! its you loser ART critiques that don;t know the REAL art and what I do. I work on stuff 24-60 hours! I've alos been taking art classes for 15 YEARS!
As I said, my ART is inspiring, people LOVE it, And I am becomeing famous and i'm getting rich from commissions RIGHT AND LEFT!, I should have had an ED article YEARS ago! but seriously I told you that my ART makes people FEEL things.
And as I say now, while you read this just walk away, walk away. I'm jsut telling YOU that I ALWAYS get better when I draw. and trust me the stuff I am making will BLOW your mind and make you want to CRY.
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Okay, so maybe somebody can help me with an Art Probrem of mine. I fucking love Star Trek. Yes. I am a huge Star Trek fan, and I've been trying to draw the Enterprise recently, for whatever reason. The thing is, I can't figure out how to draw the thing properly. The ellipses for the saucer section just vex me. I can't draw angled ellipses. So if anyone could help me draw this damn thing, or even just help me with angled ellipses, could you post me some advice? I'll upload some reference pics. Thanks.
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Thanks! I'm glad to have a place to keep all my stuff and open it to da' public for criticism and praise.
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Oh... I guess I need one of these, right? For the Drama? I dunno, I read Encyclopedia Dramatica and I assumed all Deviants do is excarcebate their huge egos and bitch at people who critisize their art... or, again, spelling. I guess I'll start here.
19 Pageviews? Obviously tis means I am in the top 10% of Deviant Artists. Praise me.
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Encyclopedia Dramatica is such a stupid site, awhole bunch of LOSERS with nothing to do with their sad pathetic lives.
But other than that WELCOME to DEVART!
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Ah, yeah. You're the Jury Duty guy. Okay, well thanks for your warm welcome! I hope you like my gallery, but I'm most proud of most of my scraps. Thanks for your velkomen... I spelled that right? Right? Anyway, Critique is always encouraged.
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Well you DO have an awesome gallery, but what does jury duty have to do with anything? BTW ED is such a stupid and LIBERAL site, what have I ever done to deserve this? NOTHING that's what.
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... Not so sure aboot "Liberal," but I tend to think of the site as the chatty housewife of the internet. Sometimes it's fun to indulge in a little gossip.
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Ahahahahahahahaha, ED liberal? Are you against Gay rights and the Kyoto Treaty too?
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Nuuuuuuuu, i'm against fags like YOu who think that everything is evil. well your evil and I find YOU offensive.
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Whoa, fellas, lets calm down. Even if Reynard is wrong we have no right to fucking shrink the replys like this.
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Why do you fellas pick on me? hmmmmmmm? what have I done to you? I don;t even KNOW you. and plus I am NEVER wrong. I am always RIGHT.
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... Okay, now I have a reason to really pick on you, sir. I suggest you admit defeat now before I destroy your self-esteem.
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Have a pleasant trip through made up land LOSER! go ahead...go ahead and TRY to do it, you don;t even have what it TAKES!
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Your art is boring and uninspired, not to mention lacking technically and stiff. Your understanding of anatomy is atrocious, and it's obvious that you don't have any real understanding of composition, perspective, or really drawing. I can tell you try and draw complex outlines and shapes without building a basic framework with simpler shapes. Even when you do appear to do so, you either added the shapes afterwards in sketches, or just ignored the framework and used it improperly.
It's boring, stereotypical furry art that is bad. Just BAD.
You've fallen into the trap that "Insanity"= Comedy. Wrong, wrong on every level. Just because you claim to be insane doesn't mean you're funny, interesting, or even actually insane. People with real mental health problems probably think you're a shithead, and most normal people probably think so, too. To boot, you're also an egomaniac. You can't always be right, those qualities are saved for God, Zod, and Theodore Roosevelt.
Now, I just gave you some harsh words. Very harsh words. But I will not let that be the end of it. I'm going to try and help you, too. To help with your anatomy problems, I recommend the "Pose Maniacs" website. It's a fantastic resource for practicing anatomy. Stop drawing anthropomorphic animals, and start drawing from life. Keep a sketchbook, and draw people from everyday life. Start mixing it up, draw something new and different whenever you can, avoid re-drawing that stupid furry sitting in the corner in a fucking Straitjacket. At the end of this comment, I'll give you several links to great art websites that'll improve your art a thousand fold if you listen to them.
[link] Seven Camels, studies older pieces, including Robin Hood.
[link] Pose Maniacs
[link] Pose Maniacs
[link] This is probably the book the makers of Robin Hood read, REYNARDO.
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I don't think I'm all that. I'm terrible, I need alot of work and help. But I'm willing to admit that. I'm big enough to do so, and I'm big enough to work to not be terrible. You have NO drive to improve, and that will kill your art. Kill it dead.
And PS, admitting that you draw Porn is not wise. I wouldn't tell people that you draw stuff that people "orgasim" over.
PS learn to spell.
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X3 you're very good! Way better than me, for example. I don't feel like really going around and criticizing people because while i know the theory of drawing, I don't practice enough (for me it is indeed just a hobby) to be really good at it, so it wouldn't be fair of me to critic. You, however, it's easy to see you've had training, and are really developing a style, because of a real passion for drawing, and not 'because you thought it was cool'. Too bad this place is seriously full of nonartists who are touched in the head, they make all the other casual artists look bad. I think you, however, could have some fun in something like Concept art. Anyway, just some thoughts, toodles.
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That's not why I have ALOT of watchers why you...you barely have ANYTHIGN! I am willing to forgive you for your stupidity...but I guess I can never FORGIVE losers like you...my ART is my own style and people LOVE it...you never came across art because well lets see, YOUR AN IDIOT! because A, people LOVE my art, its ORIGINAL! B you people keep SPAMMING me and i'm not doing anything wrong, I just want to be left alone and for you to be DONE! and btw...talk to my watchers and you will see WHY my ART is 31 over yours and btw...your art is full of nothingness...I mean...ITS JUST GOD AWFUL! If you can make something that can make me weep and have FEELINGS...then sure...I will bow down and forget that you were the most incompetent LOSER I have ever read...
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... So because I said your art needed improvement from souless, hackeneyed furry stuff, you make a 180 and suddenly decide my art is shitty because I criticized you?
You shouldn't have a style so early in your developmental process. You will only, and should only, work towards any sort of style when you've got the basics DOWN. And you don't, so working within a style now will only hurt you.
You're no Artist, REYNARD. A real artist demands crticism, he demands someone call his work shit, and he demands someone tell him how he can make his work NOT shit. All you want is someone to pat your fucking ass. Pageviews? Is that how you define great art? You're pathetic.
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yes, you ARE pathertic,I already HAVE the basics already...its you who needs a good WHOMP in teh head I had art class since I was 7! See, my art is prescious...your art is crap...something I would GREATLY improve on while ME, people can orgasim over it.
You make THINK your all that but sadly...your just a sad little man who can never win....
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You know, this is not funny anymore. It's kinda sad. Because on one hand, either Reynard is just acting, and laughing his ass off at us, or.. or there's really people like him out there. I hope that's not the case. I REALLY hope that's not the case, and that Reynard just thinks acting like a TOTAL CLOWN SCREWBALL CRAZY RETARD is what is fun and hip and in the zone. Because if not, well, that'd be just sad, but it seems there are a lot of people like that now.
MetroidStar, you're a great person, and i seriously want to be your friend X3 I'll watch you if you don't mind.
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I'm not exactly sure of what you mean, but I do know Reynard's reply is funny in so many levels, it's scary. And I'll drop it, the dude's all for Bush, for example, so that should give us an Idea of how his mental processes go.
It's funny how those who hate ED the most would be those who would be more affected by it, Eh, Reynald?
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HEY! my MENTAL processes are that much higher than yours, and the REASON I chose Bush so that no FAGS would rule the world, you will respect that man..oh and as for picking on me, I can write you to the admins and don't think I can do it. I CAN!
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Admins? That'd be amusing, as you're pretty much the one who started the name-calling, you know? I've done nothing but ask questions. I thought we were over this, but if you want to continue amusing me by all means go ahead.
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Hehehehehhe I am not the one HARRASSING someone...and your the ones that STARTED this little FIGHT! So now lets end this.
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The Comments get all squished on the front page. They're crushed to the side.
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