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FailDemon ♀️ [10884137] [2009-06-29 15:22:13 +0000 UTC] "I am a cow." (Sweden)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1093; Deviations: 139; Watchers: 35

Watching: 186; Pageviews: 12331; Comments Made: 2299; Friends: 186

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Eating
Favorite movies: Eating
Favorite bands / musical artists: Eating
Favorite writers: Eat- J.K Rowling
Favorite games: Eating
Favorite gaming platform: Eating
Tools of the Trade: My teeth and a raging vibrator
Other Interests: Eating

# Comments

Comments: 241

Danimarion [2015-03-10 01:20:48 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch.

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DamnedSlacker [2014-08-31 19:51:58 +0000 UTC]

thanks for watching. have a good one

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gdpr-22406607 [2013-02-19 19:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch!

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kungfubellydancer [2013-02-19 02:40:14 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha your profile is freaking hilarious!!!! Oh and thanks for favoriting Archimedes

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Jellyneau [2013-01-01 23:09:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for faving 'Against the Wall'!!!

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FailDemon In reply to Jellyneau [2013-01-01 23:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh mygod you're thanking me please you shouldnt i should be thanking you for that amazing picture qwq
afiualsk Ok excuse my derps. Seriously though I LOVED that picture... ;v; It's so well done and I just have all these feels for that couple. *sobs*

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Jellyneau In reply to FailDemon [2013-01-02 06:33:32 +0000 UTC]

Wow - so glad you liked it! They're my favourite tv couple at the moment...SO much amazing fan fiction out there to keep me busy.

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kimsol [2012-12-30 10:59:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for faving & have a happy NY!

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FailDemon In reply to kimsol [2013-01-01 23:57:51 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome <333

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FallenInTheDark [2012-12-28 09:03:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch it's really appreciated

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Roflness123 [2012-09-30 19:18:29 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the favorite :3

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Hyteha [2012-07-12 21:45:11 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the fave

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MadRoseKai [2012-07-02 19:04:23 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the fave!

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FailDemon In reply to MadRoseKai [2012-07-02 20:31:21 +0000 UTC]

YO SO WELCAM GURL Q^Q

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Sweetseek [2012-03-30 14:29:13 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday! <3

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WaspCarcass [2012-01-24 21:21:42 +0000 UTC]

Waaaait a minute, something about you seems familiar... You don't happen to know ~callMeHB , do you?

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FailDemon In reply to WaspCarcass [2012-01-24 21:29:40 +0000 UTC]

PFFWAT
FAMILIAR ono
shit, i feel really bad for not remembering this girl but... Oh well- I DO. But I can't seem to remember her name like the giant fucking asshole I am... xD
No i don't think i know her in person, what's her first name, if i'm allowed to ask like the charming gentlewoman i am? c:

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WaspCarcass In reply to FailDemon [2012-01-25 20:31:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I think the question just answered itself.

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FailDemon In reply to WaspCarcass [2012-01-25 21:06:08 +0000 UTC]

Pfff yes. It was.

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callMeHB In reply to FailDemon [2012-01-25 07:01:19 +0000 UTC]

Why look at this. The world and internet sure are smal!

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FailDemon In reply to callMeHB [2012-01-25 12:56:07 +0000 UTC]

Poff well hi yes it is CB Yes i know isn't it kind of scary? D;

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callMeHB In reply to FailDemon [2012-01-25 16:33:59 +0000 UTC]

Well yes it freaks me out a little! And at the same time itΒ΄s kinda fascinating...

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FailDemon In reply to callMeHB [2012-01-25 20:13:33 +0000 UTC]

I know that feel bruh
I've heard a loooooot about yooooouuuu. CB

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callMeHB In reply to FailDemon [2012-01-25 20:58:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh... OH? You have?! 8C

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FailDemon In reply to callMeHB [2012-01-25 21:06:45 +0000 UTC]

Uh yeah! c: I know kumo and she says i should meet you. |D

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callMeHB In reply to FailDemon [2012-01-25 22:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Well she said the same thing to me about meeting you |D

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FailDemon In reply to callMeHB [2012-01-26 13:28:15 +0000 UTC]

Hurrdurr well i trust her judgment so i guess we'll meet in time. |D

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callMeHB In reply to FailDemon [2012-01-26 13:35:36 +0000 UTC]

Yeees we will, yeees we will

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FailDemon In reply to callMeHB [2012-01-28 17:10:21 +0000 UTC]

c: Wicked bananas bruh.

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Volts48 [2011-12-05 06:53:13 +0000 UTC]

Did you know you share the same birthday with actors Ewan McGregor, Christopher Walken, former American Vice-President Al Gore, AC/DC lead guitarist Angus Young and philosopher Rene Descartes?

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FailDemon In reply to Volts48 [2011-12-05 08:24:06 +0000 UTC]

o__o Uh... No i didn't.
But i do now CB

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PoIsOnEdMuRdErEr [2011-12-03 21:23:32 +0000 UTC]

Th4nK yOu FoR tHe F4Ve

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FailDemon In reply to PoIsOnEdMuRdErEr [2011-12-03 21:26:10 +0000 UTC]

No prob, same actually! <3

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PoIsOnEdMuRdErEr In reply to FailDemon [2011-12-03 21:29:04 +0000 UTC]

No PrObLeM ^^

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Volts48 [2011-11-25 07:15:00 +0000 UTC]

well, long time no hear from a former buyer.
Thanks for the fav on the In Time review

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FailDemon In reply to Volts48 [2011-11-26 15:28:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh... Hi.. I just... *coughs nervously* I just thought I'd take a look around, knowing you write some fun stuff.
But...! I'm clean now...! I can't get hooked again! I- Uh- Yeah that was a cool review.
But I really shouldn't buy here anymore, I haven't for months!

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Volts48 In reply to FailDemon [2011-11-27 02:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Nonsense. You HAD to come back. nobody can stay away forever. I can give ya a good bargain too. Come one, you know you want the stuff.

{In all seriousness, how are you? Did you have a nice weekend?}

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FailDemon In reply to Volts48 [2011-11-27 15:13:05 +0000 UTC]

Nononono... I REALLY can't. I didn't sleep properly the last time, it was by pure luck that i could tear myself away!
No- I don't- I can't start doing it again.....
What kind of bargain...?

(Pff In all seriousness I'm going to tell you shit hit the fan, so to speak. But that's alright, I'm a pessimist by nature, stuff will get better. And my weekend was far too short. Though i watched some nice voices, the two first matrix-movies. Batman begins, dark knight and spider-man. I'm such a sucker for both comics.
You then, dear druglord?)

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Volts48 In reply to FailDemon [2011-11-27 21:26:16 +0000 UTC]

Let me tell ya what kind of bargain. (holds out a small plastic baggie with [link] inside) and you'd get something like this for half of what other dealers would pay.
Trust the dealer, THIS will help you sleep at night, why tear away from the goods? Come on (waves baggie in your face) don't deny that you want this.

{Well, my film classes are coming to an end soon and I'm feeling down about it. Going through a depressive state right now.}

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FailDemon In reply to Volts48 [2011-12-01 13:52:11 +0000 UTC]

HNNGHHH 8C T- TH- NA- DDRD- jkfdskjhkjsd. *pulls sleeve up and reveals the timer on her arm, she holds it up and swallows with a sigh* I shouldn't deny it... I've been sneak-peaking on your reviews for too long. *holds back tears* I was never clean at all!

(^About that timer. *snort* Well what else would you use as currency? BLOOD?! xD Funny since you have a review on the movie either way.

Awe D; That's too bad. And i know about depressive states. I've been through a longterm-depression and only now have i started to see a psychiatrist. Fuck yeah ultimate procrastinating.

And How did i make the word 'movies' into 'voices'?)

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Volts48 In reply to FailDemon [2011-12-01 22:48:27 +0000 UTC]

That's what I'm talking about. (takes a clean syringe and pours in a darkened liquid and takes your arm) now, don't be chickening out, this'll make ya feel...alive." (injects the needle into her arm and pushes down on the syringe)

{lol, true.

yeah, but for me, it's about "what am I gonna do now?" sort of depression and I feel that I won't ever see my fellow classmates ever again.

Excuse me? }

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FailDemon In reply to Volts48 [2011-12-02 22:43:48 +0000 UTC]

*whelps and twitches* AH- Aaaaaaah~ Feels much better now. *sighs*

(Is it that hard to just ask if they have skype or something like that? If it's that hard to say goodbye you could spare the actual goodbye by getting in touch with them again through the amazing 'net?

Yeah in the last comment-

"Though i watched some nice voices, the two first matrix-movies." Lol, instead of movies i wrote voices...

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Volts48 In reply to FailDemon [2011-12-03 07:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's right. Told ya this would make you feel right as rain...let's go to a party and have some fun... (leads her to a car, puts her in the passenger seat while she is on her high and drives off as she looks out the window)

{Most of them don't have a Skype.

Ah, I see what you mean, I think...}

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FailDemon In reply to Volts48 [2011-12-03 18:51:48 +0000 UTC]

*giggles and pokes the window* What kinda party?

(What are they, cavemen?
...
*imagines cavemen going to filmclasses*
Riiiight.)

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Volts48 In reply to FailDemon [2011-12-03 19:49:24 +0000 UTC]

A special fun party...here we are. (stops the car in front of a house, the sound of booming music can be heard from within. He exits the car and helps her out of the car and takes her inside as an assortment of loud music and lights and colors surround her with people everywhere drinking booze, dancing, making out, talking, getting high, etc.)

{well, I know Rey has a Skype but he does a lot of professional work so he only uses it for business uses. Everyone else, I dunno, a few of them do have Skype but they're never on when I go online.}

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FailDemon In reply to Volts48 [2011-12-03 20:40:10 +0000 UTC]

*looks around with a pokerface and then looks around* Aaaaaaalright...? Seems nice enough... Hahaha.. *scratches bakc of head then whispers to you* I've never been to a party.

(Ah that's too bad :C Any of the others have msn, though you may not have it. Else you could get their numbers?)

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Volts48 In reply to FailDemon [2011-12-03 21:24:11 +0000 UTC]

"Just have fun, go to anyone. Trust me, you'll love it..." (puts her onto a chair and leaves her there as a random guy gives her a joint to smoke)

{a few of them.}

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FailDemon In reply to Volts48 [2011-12-03 21:29:08 +0000 UTC]

*looks at the joint* Ahem... I guess... Uh.. *takes a fast puff and blows out the smoke instantly, not able anyways to experience larger effects from drugs than the one she's had earlier*
So yeaaaah... *gives joint back and gives a strained smile, sneaks away*

(Or are you kinda shy to ask?)

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Volts48 In reply to FailDemon [2011-12-04 03:14:09 +0000 UTC]

(meanwhile the drug dealer goes around making deals with other stoners and addicts while she goes on her eye and looks at all the lights and colors)

{you could say that, plus I have such little self-esteem}

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FailDemon In reply to Volts48 [2011-12-04 04:05:58 +0000 UTC]

Prettyyy... *trips over a table like a fucking moron*

(Amen. *brofist* I guess it can't be helped. Then you'll just have to see the good things about the classes ending. You went through it to the end and had fun. It'll be an experience for life. :3)

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