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ElkRvH
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[2009-11-11 00:37:29 +0000 UTC]
"Mary"
(Russia)
# Statistics
Favourites: 751; Deviations: 194; Watchers: 85
Watching: 54; Pageviews: 10141; Comments Made: 457; Friends: 54
# Interests
Favorite movies: Dead Poets SocietyFavorite bands / musical artists: Girugamesh, Oasis, Пилот, Lumen and so on
Favorite books: "Leaf by Niggle" by J.R.R. Tolkien
Favorite writers: J.R.R. Tolkien, В.Г. Распутин, Г.Г. Маркес and so on
Other Interests: Anime and Manga (especially Hellsing and One Piece)
# Comments
Comments: 34
Your Hellsing fan art is to die for!!! So glad I found your gallery, your work is fabulous!
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You're welcome! Great cosplay!)))))
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Спасибище!!!!!!!!!!! О да! Хеллсинг на века!!!))))
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Thank you so much for faving s pair of poems 
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You're welcome)))) Sorry, sometimes it is hard for me to evaluate English - it's not my native. And it is usually lack of time... But I wish you to keep on writing and delivering your ideas to people!))))
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Same for me! I might write something totally wrong, but hey! Its poetry I can use the language as I want to haha! Once again, thanks for the support!
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Thank you so much!!! I am happy to hear that!
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What happened to your account? Hope to see you there again!
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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