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Bill-Wa
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[2007-04-01 23:36:11 +0000 UTC]
"Bill W."
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 2603; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 0
Watching: 15; Pageviews: 4433; Comments Made: 175; Friends: 15
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: To pick one is to exclude others.Favorite movies: The Wizard of Speed and Time, anything by Jeff Gord
Favorite TV shows: Phineas and Ferb, though there are no Transvestites in it.
Favorite books: Any book where terrorists get wiped out by good old Americans
Favorite writers: Clancy, Cussler, Flynn, Thor, WEB Griffin, any one where terrorists get killed
Favorite games: Don't have any specific favorites
Favorite gaming platform: It's a 30 by 30 inch small table.
# About me
When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad,As I was from the day I was born
When other lads giggled and gurgled and wiggled
I proudly was loudly forlorn.
My friends and my family looked at me clammily
Thought there was something amiss.
When others found various antics hilarious
All I could manage was this –boo hoo
Or this – hoo waahhh
My father he shouted, he needs to be clouted,
His teeth on a wreath I’ll hand him.
My mother she cried as she rushed to my side
You’re a brute and you don’t understand him
So they send for a witch with a terrible twitch
To ask how my future impressed her
She took one look at me and cried hehehehehe, he?
What else could he be but a jester?
A jester a jester, a funny idea a jester
No butcher no baker no candlestick maker
And me with the look of a fine undertaker
Impressed her as a jester?
Now where could I learn any comical turn
That was not in a book on the shelf
No teacher to take me and mold me and make me
A merryman fool or an elf
But I’m proud to recall that in no time at all
With no other recourses but my own resources
With firm application and determination
I made a fool of myself!
I bought a little gun and I learned to shoot
I bought a little a horn and I learned to toot
Now I can shoot and toot ain’t that cute?
I started to travel to try to unravel
My mind and to find a new chance
When I got to Spain it was suddenly plain
That the field that appealed was the dance
The Spanish were clannish but I wouldn’t vanish
I learned every step they had planned
The first step of all isn’t hard to recall
Cause the first step of all is to stand
And stand
And stand, and stand, and stand, and stand, and
They sometimes stand this way for days
Then they get very mad at the floor and start to stomp on it
After all of my practice the terrible fact is
I made a fool of myself
I sadly decided that dancing as I did
To sing was a thing that was sure
I found me a teacher a crotchety creature
Who used to sing coloratura
She twisted my chin pushed my diaphragm in
With a poker she vocalized me
When she said it was best that I threw out my chest
You may gather that rather surprised me
I was on solid ground till I suddenly found
That in Venice I was to appear
The gala locale was a choppy canal
And me, a high sea gondolier
I nervously perched as the gondola lurched
Before the King’s palazzo
As I started my song my voice it was strong
But my stomach I fear was not so
Oh solo mio, ooohhhhhhhh
Oh solo mio, ooohhhhhhhh
When I fell overboard how his majesty roared
And before a siesta he made me his jester
And I found out soon that to be a buffoon
Was a serious thing as a rule
For a jester’s chief employment
Is to kill himself for your enjoyment
And a jester unemployed is nobody’s fool
# Comments
Comments: 54
Just like what WarAngel said: Thanks for the faves!
If you enjoy my comics, you can read the latest issue at shadowsofoblivion.com
If you’re not interested, that’s cool too, I really appreciate the faves and the support!
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Thanks fine for faving this ' Too many Mystery's ' of Daphne and Velma!
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Thanks for adding my work to your favorites, pleased you like it.
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Thanks for to fave!
This is me:
deviantART:
kurtkrueger.deviantart.com/?rn… (This is my largest - and most diverse - online portfolio)
tumblr: kurtkrueger.tumblr.com/archive
Facebook: www.facebook.com/kurt.krueger.…
My Bookstore:
"LIPS" www.blurb.com/b/3767749-lips (I'm currently working on Volume 2 of this - and all models would be expected to participate in this project. This is non-negotiable.)
... and something from my deep past: "The Face Of Hollywood" www.blurb.com/b/3812833-the-fa…
Thanks - and see you on deviantART and tumblr!
~ Kurt
P.S. If you send me your email address, I'll add you to my mailing list for when "The Book Of Amy" and other books are released!
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Thanks for adding to your collection. its appreciated. Nice deviation.
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Hey! Thanks for Fav my Awaiting Punishment picture!
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Thanks for adding my art to your favorites! It's always great to know that people like what I make!
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Thanks for the fave of my colored pic of Betty Cooper as Harley Quinn.
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Good thanks for faving this chapter of the Long Weekend from Vault 13!
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Much thanks for faving this Curse of Venger , my first contest piece!
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Thank you for the fav and comment on 'Wonder Woman You're Gonna Be Sorry...!'
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Thank you for adding me to your watch list. I promise that I will do my best to entertain you with a story every once in a while.
-tanager
ilovelaysan
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