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BadassSheik92
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[2011-07-12 11:56:04 +0000 UTC]
"I'M A HOMUNCULOUS! \0/"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 9281; Deviations: 278; Watchers: 168
Watching: 177; Pageviews: 50871; Comments Made: 13602; Friends: 177
# Interests
Favorite movies: The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, the Iron Man movies, the Thor movies, the Captain America moves, The Amazing Spider-man movies, the Dark Knight series, all X-Men movies, Green Lantern, A Million Ways to Die in the West, TedFavorite TV shows: Scrubs, Arrow, The Flash, The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, Two and a Half Men, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Married with Children, Transformers (G1 series only), Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, Futurama, Teen Titans
Favorite bands / musical artists: Gretchen Wilson, George Strait, Alan Jackson, Chely Wright, AC/DC, Journey, Aerosmith, Evanescence
Favorite books: Harry Potter series, Warriors series, Warriors: The New Prophecy series, Warrior's: The Power of Three series, Warriors: Omen of the Stars series
Favorite writers: J.K. Rowling, Erin Hunter
Favorite games: Super Smash Bros. for 3DS and Wii U, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Red Dead Redemption, Marvel VS. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds
Favorite gaming platform: Wii U, 3DS, Wii, Gamecube, XBox 360
Tools of the Trade: Pencil, eraser, and any random piece of paper that I have no other use for :)
Other Interests: Video games, drawing, animals, and country music.
# About me
What's up? The name's Brittany Jones-Reynolds (also more commonly known as Badger, but call me whatever you want). My birthday's November 3, 1992. I'm obsessed with Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda series, country music, Scrubs, and cats (yeah, I know: oddest combination of obsessions EVER!).I like to draw and play video games, mainly Nintendo but I pretty much play anything from Mario to Zelda to Halo to Grand Theft Auto. To be honest, it was playing video games that inspired me to draw. I drew my favorite Smash Bros./Zelda character (which SHOULD be obvious, but if you still don't know look at my username), and I loved it! Then I started drawing more of my favorite Smash Bros. characters and eventually started this account.
Well, when I DID start it, it was originally to just put drawings, but lately, I've started putting things up that I thought people would enjoy, such as screencaps, snapshots, and even a couple fan fictions! I just like to do things that make people laugh or smile, so I think I'll be putting up pretty much whatever I feel like.
Anyway, outside dA, I'm generally a person who's kinda outgoing and shy at the same time. What I mean is, if I'm around my friends, I have absolutely NO problem acting like an idiot
. But if I'm left with a group of people I don't know, I'll more than likely just stay quiet unless spoken to. Although, if someone says ANYTHING about Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros., or Scrubs, and I won't shut up about it! I'll be talking about anything to do with them, such as favorite characters, videos about the subjects, etc. Like, for example, my favorite Scrubs moment EVER is this: youtu.be/W34iv8jkcGE ! 
I'm sorry, but if you can't laugh at that, then there's something wrong with you! And this is another good one :D youtu.be/_zoIHGvulTs (I like Transformers, too ;)).I'm also a pretty big tomboy. I never wear make up if I can help it. It's too much of a pain in the ass to me, and it smells weird. You'll won't ever catch me wearing it (unless my dad's making me for some special occasion, a case that's only happened TWICE). And I've never been the "preppy" kind of girl. I tend to stay away from them, cause all they do is cause drama, and I have enough of that in my personal life, thank you very much. In high school, I didn't really play a lot of sports, but I won't say no to a good game of basketball or just tossing the football or frisbee around in the backyard. I also like to climb trees whenever I can. It's fun to see how high I can get before I run out of places to go, and fear of heights was never a problem for me.
Along with being a tomboy and a proud Zelda nerd, I'm also a country gal. There's no place in the world I won't go without wearing a pair of cowgirl boots. And and if that don't prove how big of a redneck I am, my purse is a rebel flag, and I wouldn't trade it for the most expensive designer bag! In this house, you can't sing one song by Conway Twitty without everyone singing (terribly :P) along with you, of course, the favorite being "Hello Darlin'". As with any other country gal, my favorite summertime event is to go fishing with my brother and step brother. I have to say, it's fun watching your brothers slapping a fish while trying to unhook it, because the fish keeps slapping them with its tail XD.
As of April 24, 2015 I am married to the most amazing man on the planet. Honestly, I have no idea where I would be without him. He has been nothing but supportive and loving of every decision I make, and I know that I can count on him to always be there for me. He has proven to me multiple times that he cares more for my happiness than his own, and there is nothing I want more than to see his smile every day for the rest of my life. I am proud to be the wife of Mr. Jesse Reynolds. <3
As for physical appearance, well, what's there to say? I've got blue eyes and waist length brown hair (that I sometimes dye red) with some whites in it. Yep, I said it. I've got some white in my hair, and I ain't ashamed to admit it. Anyway, I'm a very short person of about five feet two inches, real skinny, and I'm pretty sure I don't even weigh a hundred pounds! I eat all the freakin time, yet I manage to stay skinny! Dunno if it's a high metabolism or what. I'm just a tiny little badger ;). I'm also a really, pasty white color...no seriously! I'm so freakin white that the sun squints its eyes when I step outside! Especially my legs, since I wear jeans 99.999999999999999999% of the time. Another mystery about myself: my inability to tan. I could stay out in the sun everyday of my life, and I'll just turn red and fade back to my pasty whiteness in a couple days time. I've been told by a friend of mine that I'm neon white XD (this was before Jeff Dunham used the joke).
Well, I better wrap this thing up, or I'm just gonna keep rambling ^^;.
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Current Residence: Dickson, Tennessee, USA
Favorite genre of music: Country, 80s, and Classic Rock
Favorite style of art: To use, it's hand-drawn, since it's the only kind I can do. But I like pretty much anything.
MP3 player of choice: My Nokia Lumia 520 Windows phone
Shell of choice: Winged, blue koopa (Mario Kart XD)
Wallpaper of choice: Pretty much anything Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros., Redneck, or FAILBLOG related ;)
Skin of choice: Fried chicken :D
Favorite cartoon character: Looney Tunes/Tom & Jerry cast, Applejack
Personal Quote: If you ever find yourself in a tough situation, just stop and think: What would Link do?
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Stereotypical
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I must have a “big one”.
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (But I'm a girl, too. O.o)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I’m a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black.
I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Zelda fangirl! :D)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts. (They're called KILTS, people!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I'm half English, and I don't do/like/have any of that)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I’m a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (I'm a Badger. XD)
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Just the games.)
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
# Comments
Comments: 2639
You're absolutely welcome Sheik!
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Thank you! Sorry I didn't see this sooner.
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I forgot that you co-founded TheLoZFans club that I made! How have you been by the way?
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I'm sooo sorry I missed your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 
I knew at one point that your's and dariru-g's birthdays were coming up but I totally forgot, I am sorry.
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Don't worry about it, and thank you!
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Aww, thank you! 
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hehe of course~
I've been good and chu? Done anything interesting?
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Well, I bought a Retron 5 and some new Zelda bed sheets recently.
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The price of one of those O.o nah not to bad considering how many types of cartridges it can play haha~
cool can never have enough Zelda bed sheets hehe
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If it's any consolation, I haven't uploaded any art for nearly two years.
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Because the last two years I've been pretty busy with work.
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Your link and sheik drawings are the best I've ever seen! Good job!!!
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Thank you so much for the fav mate, means a world to me!
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No problem! It was amazingly well done!
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Hello, sorry I never took the time to talk to you, how have you been? 
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I've been great! Extremely busy all the time, but great. What about yourself?
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I've been alright, school is school.
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Same here, except with work instead of school.
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Well, I hope everything continues to go well for you.
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And the same for you. ^^
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Hi! Thanks for the fave! If you like my cosplays and want to see more of my work, please check out my Facebook page too!
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Thank you for adding my work into your collection!! ^^
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I know this is a couple days late, but thanks a lot!
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Thanks a lot! ^^
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No problem, hope you had a good day!
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I did. Spent some time with my family. That's really all I care about. When it comes around to my birthday, nobody knows what to get me, because there's really nothing I want. XD
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That sounds pretty nice actually. And I get the same issue every year, too. XD
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My brother actually fake threatened me once. He said, "Get your ass online and find something for me to buy you for your birthday. Cause I'm buying you something if it's the last thing I do!" It was the most hilarious thing I had ever witnessed. XD
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That is amazing.
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Yeah. It's not often you hear something like that. Lol
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